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Greening Up Santa’s Sleigh
Via Red County, the below video ponders what will happen when the California Air Resources Board finds out about Santa:
Of course, it won’t really matter anyway. He’ll be banned before he hits the first chimney. Santa is clearly using toys to entice children to consume unhealthy items like candy canes and hot chocolate and joy. And if there’s one thing California’s meddling democrat nannies hate, it’s happy children. Well … that and America. Those are the two main things.