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    Obamacareless: Nothing More Than A Socialist Power Grab

    Once in a while, the lazy and arrogant lamestream media gives us useful information, usually by accident. Today was one of those days. Let’s take a look at these interesting morsels from the Associated Depressed:   “U.S. life expectancy has hit another all-time high, rising above 78 years. The estimate of 78 years and 2 months is for a baby born in 2009, and comes | Read More »

    I Don’t See It From My House

    From today’s White House press briefing…. Q    Given that Secretary Chu described the situation in Japan as a partial meltdown today and that there are conflicting reports, says Secretary Chu, that several reactors are now at risk, and given the updated advisories about the evacuations that you’ve outlined here, is there thought being given here to postponing the Latin America trip?      [INNER PARTY MEMBER JAY] | Read More »

    Socialist Free Eggs And Ham

    I am Obama. I am Obama. Obama- I- am. That Obama-I-am! That Obama-I-am! I do not like that Obama-I-am! Do you like Socialist Free Eggs and Ham ? I do not like them, Obama-I-am. I am an American. I do not like Socialist Free Eggs and Ham. Would you like them Here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not | Read More »

    The Radical Left And Radical Islam: Comrades To The End

    If Congressman Peter King (R-NY) really wants answers about radical Islam, he should tell the 2+2=5 radical left to put down their bongs and appear before his committee. The radical left and radical Islam have been comrades for decades and in my not-so-humble opinion, it’s time to shed a little light on the subject.   The torrid love affair began during World War II when | Read More »

    Pseudo-Jews and Crickets

    From James O’Keefe’s sting on NPR empty suits Betsy Liley and Ron Schiller: ——————————————————————————– On the Jewish influence of media coverage: Fake Muslim: … The extent to which Jews do kind of control the media. I mean, certainly the Zionists and the people who have the interest in swaying media coverage toward a favorable direction of Israel. The Palestinian viewpoint since NPR is one of | Read More »

    A Glimpse Of The Evil In The Progressivevik Soul

    For months now, I have repeatedly warned of the evil of the Progressivevik movement. During these long months, I’ve been called a Right Wing nutjob, a racist, an antisemite, a homophobe, an Islamophobe, a Glenn Beck wannabe, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda. Quite frankly, if a day goes by that I’m not personally attacked or called a “FAUX News zombie” by some outraged leftist, | Read More »

    China For A Day Or America For Eternity

    Back in 2008, the Clown Prince of the New York Slimes’ editorial page, Thomas Friedman, wrote this in his book, Hot, Flat, and Crowded (What’s that, you say ? You haven’t read it ? Most of America hasn’t. Like most lib books, Hot, Flat, and Crowded was a dud. The only reason I read it is the fact that I bought it for one measly | Read More »

    Why Socialism Sucks

    Let’s take a stroll down Memory Hole Lane. Let’s go back to that sunny day in 2008, when Kenya’s favorite socialist, Chairman Barack Hussein Obama, said this to a plumber : ——————————————————————————– “…I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.” –Barack Hussein Obama to Joe the Plumber ——————————————————————————– Chairman Obama didn’t say anything profound here. This has been the mantra of | Read More »

    The Pseudo-Jews: Asleep At The Switch Again!

    Recently, Sherrod Brown The Clown (S-OH), had this to say on the Imperial Senate floor: ——————————————————————————– “I look back in history, in some of the worst governments that we had, you know the first thing they did, go after unions, Hitler didn’t want unions, Stalin didn’t want unions, Mubarak didn’t want unions, these autocrats don’t want independent unions.” ——————————————————————————– Not to be outdone in | Read More »

    Yenta Obama

    My favorite word in Yiddish is yenta. A yenta is a busybody who complains about every little ache and pain and in general, spreads his or her misery to others. They often moan about how others cause their troubles but are unable to see how their actions cause their own headaches. There have been many yentas in history, but none as powerful as our Yenta-In-Chief, | Read More »