Some of the potential legal problems for Santa include: 1) the loss of his tax-exempt status for voicing support for the Republican Mike Huckabee and the Democrat Al Gore (Santa appreciated Gore’s fight against man-made global warming); 2) an unregistered flying vehicle; 3) the EPA is looking into the environmental impact from Santa’s factory; and 4) the CIA is concerned that some elves are spies.
Santa endorsed Huckabee on this video in December 2007. Of course, Santa was ahead of his time, asHuckabee won the Republican caucuses in February 2008.
Below is the video in which Mrs. Claus informs Santa about all of the federal oversight.
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