Santa’s operations slowed down by federal regulations
Did you know that federal regulations are slowing down Santa’s operations?
The video below comes from LeRoy, Kansas, home of 9th District Representative Bill Otto, one of the nicest guys you’ll find in the Kansas Legislature.
Some of the potential legal problems for Santa include: 1) the loss of his tax-exempt status for voicing support for the Republican Mike Huckabee and the Democrat Al Gore (Santa appreciated Gore’s fight against man-made global warming); 2) an unregistered flying vehicle; 3) the EPA is looking into the environmental impact from Santa’s factory; and 4) the CIA is concerned that some elves are spies.
Santa endorsed Huckabee on this video in December 2007. Of course, Santa was ahead of his time, asHuckabee won the Republican caucuses in February 2008.
Below is the video in which Mrs. Claus informs Santa about all of the federal oversight.
Connect with Benjamin Hodge at Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, The Kansas Progress, and LibertyLinked. Hodge is President of the State and Local Reform Group of Kansas. He served as one of seven at-large trustees at Johnson County Community College from 2005-’09, a member of the Kansas House from 2007-’08, a delegate to the Kansas Republican Party from 2009-’10, and was founder of the Overland Park Republican Party in 2011. His public policy record is recognized by Americans for Prosperity, the Kansas Association of Broadcasters, the Kansas Press Association, the Kansas Sunshine Coalition for Open Government, the NRA, Kansans for Life, and the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE).