It Comes Around on David Letterman
According to breaking news around the fourth estate, David Letterman has apparently been engaging in numerous sexual relationships with staff members, while he was living with his now-wife Regina Lasko. The admission was made while taping tonight’s The Late Show.
The story broke due to an extortion attempt against the so-called comedian, where 2 million dollars was demanded to prevent the outing of the history of sexual hijinks. Letterman coordinated his response with the Manhattan District Attorney, leading to an arrest and his own grand jury testimony today.
It has not been revealed whether or not any of the female staff members were teenage interns working at his production. It is also unknown if any of the reported liaisons occurred at Yankee Stadium. Perhaps time will tell.
Ain’t Karma a bitch?
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