The Young Turks Uncover Racist Obama Cartoon
Warning: content contains “racialist” undertones. Reader discretion advised. This past weekend, PolitiZoid had the pleasure of being featured on one of the world’s most respected news organizations—The Young Turks. This is the “largest online news show in the world” and is hosted by the infamous Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian. The dynamic duo brought one of PolitiZoid’s latest animated episodes up on charges of racism, | Read More »
Three Candidates the Media Will Never Take Seriously
Do you know how many Republicans have officially declared their candidacy for the presidency? There certainly can’t be more than ten, right? Well, you might be surprised to know that the current tally stands at a grand total of thirteen. The problem with having such a well-populated field is that each one of these individuals insists on being considered a “serious candidate.” Unfortunately, there simply | Read More »
Seven Words to Make Your Apology a Success!
After weeks of claiming that his Twitter account had been hacked, Rep. Anthony Weiner finally came out on Monday night and admitted the obvious. It was tearful press conference, filled with all the overused expressions we have to come to expect from any public apology. There was one phrase, however, that stood above them all. Expressed frequently throughout Rep. Weiner’s address, it is a phrase | Read More »
The Great Diversion
President Obama mobilized the big guns to take out Osama bin Laden, and now he’s preparing to do the same with the next item on his legislative agenda—immigration reform. You might have thought that the Dream Act was a lost cause, hiding somewhere in a tunnel along the border, but the President found it, dusted it off, and is ready to push for all it’s | Read More »
The Real Hero of Abbottabad
We are all thankful for the many sacrifices made by the brave men and women of our Armed Forces to keep us safe and defend our freedoms on a daily basis. They certainly deserve our praise, but let us not forget to show proper gratitude to the real hero of this story, the one who made this whole thing possible—Barack Obama. Without the numerous sacrifices | Read More »
Four Secrets to Saving Loads of Money on Gas!
So, how about these gas prices? If you’re planning any cross-country family vacations this summer, you might have to wash dishes along the way. Here are some President-approved ways to alleviate your personal pain at the pump. 1. Inflate your tires. It might not have occurred to you at first, but driving with flat tires will reduce the energy efficiency of your vehicle. It starts with | Read More »
Certified At Last!
President Obama is one happy man. At long last he finally managed to secure a copy of his own birth certificate. We’re not talking about those cheap unofficial copies. Oh no, this is the real deal, the genuine digital copy of his long form “certificate of live birth.” Perhaps he breathed a sigh of relief upon discovering that he was in fact born and that | Read More »
Two Things Money Can’t Buy
Money can’t buy you love, and it can’t turn a design flaw into a safe bridge. These two truths will endure until the end of time. Campaign Obama ran into a little trouble this week for insisting that Republican budget cuts would cause our crumbling infrastructure to collapse like that bridge in Minnesota. (FYI, our “crumbling” status will not be upgraded until Joe Biden gets | Read More »
Top Ten Ways to Break into the White House!
Today, we were all reminded that even presidents can get locked out of their own homes. It happens to everyone. You go outside to grab the mail, water the flowers, or give a press briefing and then are suddenly shocked into the realization that you are locked out of your own home. Fortunately, President Obama played it cool, followed protocol, and located an alternate point | Read More »
Raiders of the Lost Mubarak!
Right Change proudly presents Raiders of the Lost Mubarak, a PolitiZoid picture. Join Illinois Obama and Delaware Joe as they discover that foreign policy is not just a distraction from their domestic agenda, it’s an adventure! Click the image to watch the video. Check out PolitiZoid.com to watch all of our animated political videos.