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Certified At Last!

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President Obama is one happy man. At long last he finally managed to secure a copy of his own birth certificate. We’re not talking about those cheap unofficial copies. Oh no, this is the real deal, the genuine digital copy of his long form “certificate of live birth.”

Perhaps he breathed a sigh of relief upon discovering that he was in fact born and that those precious childhood memories of little Barry Hussein Obama II were no figment of his imagination.

Now that we’ve cleared up this little misunderstanding, we can get back to things that matter most—passing a budget, reducing the debt, and demanding that the President release his college records!

Onwards and upwards!

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