This is so loaded with opportunities for double entendre and crude jokes, but I'll refrain. I'm nowhere near as talented as others here in such creative writing!
So it appears that Obama has a gay porn kingpin on his finance committee. Terrence Bean, the sole trustee of a "foundation" that controls at least two gay porn movie studios that specialize in "bareback" videos (we won't go any farther than that), has "bundled" between $50K and $100K for Obama. He's also no slouch when it comes to donating to other Dems, as seen here.
I'd like to hear Barry claim "This isn't the Terry Bean I used to know." Just who IS the Terry Bean you knew, O?
This gives a whole new meaning to the "O" salute. (Sorry, I couldn't resist)