FRONT PAGE CONTRIBUTOR
ATTENTION REDSTATE: We’ve been wrong all along!
If I had known this before...
Man, if I had known this before, I would have been out campaigning for Obama all this time! Why, I won’t have to pay my utilities or my mortgage if The One is elected! All my worries are over! I can sit on my butt, eat Reese’s Pieces, and post profanity to DKos all day. What a LIFE!
You guys are so messed up. Who needs conservatism and the GOP when we have everything we need provided by Dear Leader?