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Obama Administration Alien Watch – Open thread
Today we receive some helpful hints and tips from the Weekly World News on recognizing aliens in the workplace. As we ponder some of the nominees that President Obama has put forth for his cabinet and some of the folks that they will no doubt bring with them to the White House as aids and assistants, it is imperative that we be on the lookout for aliens.
I became particularly concerned about this issue when I discovered that the number one symptom of “alien workplace syndrome” was
1. Weird or mismatched clothes. “Often aliens don’t fully understand the different styles, so they wear combinations that are in bad taste, such as checked pants with a striped shirt or a tuxedo jacket with blue jeans or sneakers,” noted Brad Steiger, a renowned UFO investigator and author.
Considering President Obama’s inauguration-night attire faux pas, we must strongly consider whether or not our President is, indeed, an illegal alien.
Enjoy your weekend and let’s be careful out there.
BREAKING NEWS: I just received word that there is even more evidence of an Obamian alien connection. More news as it happens…