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Why Liberals Hate Auto Racing


1 – Auto races have winners and losers.

2 – No driver gets a government subsidy because they’re poor.

3 – No driver gets a 3-lap penalty because they’re rich.

4 – No driver gets a head start because of their race or skin color.

5 – No driver gets a head start because they’re gay.

6 – No driver gets a head start because they’re a woman.

7 – The first one across the finish line wins. Period.

And, perhaps most distressing of all to liberals:

8 – Only the winner gets a trophy.

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