1 – Auto races have winners and losers.

2 – No driver gets a government subsidy because they’re poor.
3 – No driver gets a 3-lap penalty because they’re rich.

4 – No driver gets a head start because of their race or skin color.
5 – No driver gets a head start because they’re gay.
6 – No driver gets a head start because they’re a woman.
7 – The first one across the finish line wins. Period.
And, perhaps most distressing of all to liberals:
8 – Only the winner gets a trophy.