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Rick Perry as Chuck Norris

I was having dinner with my wife this evening and we were talking about Chuck Norris jokes and how funny they are without actually making fun of Chuck Norris and I mentioned that a similar joke was made about Rick Perry causing the recent earthquake by dismounting his horse. We thought it would be fun to see if we could start a line of Rick Perry jokes that are as complimentary of the governor as Chuck Norris jokes are of Chuck Norris and see if they can start any buzz.

Let’s see how many we can come up with:

1. When Rick Perry goes horseback riding his staff gives advance notice to the USGS to avoid causing a panic.
2. When Rick Perry goes jogging, foxes are listed as an endangered species.
3. When Rick Perry speaks everybody listens…or else!

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