Santa Evacuated from North Pole
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Santa Evacuated from North Pole!
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Evacuation operations continue at the North Pole, as Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus, their reindeer and an estimated 5,000 elves are being relocated due to global warming to a secure but undisclosed location.
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“The only way to save future Christmases was to evacuate the toymakers and Mrs. Claus and to re-locate operations before the ice melts,” said Nobel Laureate Al Gore, who was on the scene with a camera crew for the occasion. The footage will be included in Gore’s new documentary, “An Inconvenient But Jolly Old Elf”
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Observers confirmed that Santa was red with anger and threatened to retire. Said one onlooker:
“His cheeks were like roses and his nose like a cherry.
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the heat of his anger was as white as the snow.”
It was unclear who would have the power to appoint a replacement, but several governors volunteered to accept responsibility for picking a successor to Santa. Said one, “You don’t get many opportunities like this. Appointing a Senator is worth a lot. But choosing a new Santa Claus? Priceless!”
There’s more. Read it all in Ernest Istook’s column at: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=84508