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The Gospel of Obamessiah According to Gerard Baker

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And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

It gets better from there.

No doubt on November 1, Gallup will show Obama’s political death and three days later he’ll rise from the political grave to win the popular vote. I still think it’s quite possible he wins the popular vote and loses the electoral college, thus proving the wisdom of the founders.

Has there every been a more arrogant jerk with this much inexperience to run for office? Even Kerry, though a snob, had some useful experience.

But that’s okay. In the cult of personality, experience does not matter.

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