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My “Conversation” With Rahm Emanuel: I never want a serious question to go to waste.

...........and what I mean by that is it's an opportunity to snark things I didn't think I could snark before.

Rahm Emanuel: “You never want a serious crisis to go to waste and what I mean by that is it’s an opportunity to do things you didn’t think you could do before.”

Is he kiddin’? Where’s my cellphone………………………………….. Riiiiiiinnngggg…………Riiiiiiiinnnnnnggggggg…………..Riiiiiiinnn

Hey Bossfella!…………………………….

Gotta ask you somethin’ from when you were on The WSJ TV show………………………Basically, I want you to elaborate on something for me just a bit………………………..A smidge? A modicum, even?…………………..No?……………………………..Why not?…………………………..Right. I get it. It’s all too ethereal for us common folk.

C’mon, Son, you know I ain’t goin’ on blabbin’ to the media and all that nonsense……………………..You sure it’s ok now?…………………………Rahm, you’re beautiful, but don’t y’all say to anyone that I didn’t seek approval to ask in advance………………………….. Awesome.

Are y’all planning to instantly suspend, usurp, ignore or reverse even a small part of The Constitution and/or Bill Of Rights ? You know what I mean. The parts of both that you folks don’t like, as in the entire thing.

Won’t answer, eh?

How about that little old thing called The Executive Order ; You do know what that is, right?………………………….Yeah, I hear ya. But I bet Barry’s got a special pen all lined up for those things, yes ?…………………………………….Thought so.

Hey, are you ok? Sounds like you’re gonna upchuck dinner.

Anyway, does doing stuff “you didn’t think you could do before” include sitting back and watching Israel disappear under a mushroom cloud or two?……………………..Of course I’m serious. You said I could ask anything…………………………..Somehow, that answer surprises me not at all. I knew you didn’t care about your own heritage, but hearing it again from you directly still flips me out. Son, have you ever seen a planet on fire, literally ?

Awwwwwwww, c’mon now. No need to use that kind of language on me.

Hey, you know I have a few weapons in the house (and my carry permit on the way for the new Sig). If I have to give up my guns and knives, do you have to give up yours as well? Didn’t think I knew you have a H&K USP2000, did you?……………………….No answer again………………………You know the no-answer bit is gettin’ kind of old.

You’re sure you’re alright?………………………I can call back later…………………OK, here we go.

OK, one last one, but I want you to answer me here and now and don’t b.s. me at all……………You’re sure………..No matter what I ask?………………………Good. What of this “Fairness” Doctrine you’re so hot about?……………………………………………..Huh? It’s not a “Fairness” Doctrine, its “Localism”?……………………………..Loooocie, joo gotta ‘splain that to me and do it now…………………………Huh?…………………………WHAT ?!?!?………………………………..Hey, I like local radio, but I also like to check out a national sports report from time to time. Plus that Glenn Beck guy………………………Stop pullin’ my leg. dude. Whadda ya mean you don’t know who Glenn Beck is?……………………………He’s the rodeo clown with a microphone. Boy do I love that More On Trivia bit he does. Lemme give you a link for something on his website from today. Glenn mentions you once or twice in the text and there’s even some good video of you too. Any publicity is good publicity, eh ?

“You never want a serious crisis to go to waste”

Y’all go read that and I’ll talk to you later on.

Cheers !

Kenneth L Solomon…………Typical Bitter Jewish God-Clinging Gun Owner And Barking Mad Insane NASCAR Fan……………Please support the Jamie McMurray Foundation For Autism Speaks.

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