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The United States Department Of Education Is Buying Shotguns.

C’mon Kenny…… The Department Of Education is buying shotguns ?  No way.

You’re talkin’ Arne Duncan – He’s the boss there. He’s a bigger anti-2nd Amendment freak than President Obama, A.G. Eric Holder and Regulatory Czar Cass Sunstein combined.

You really gotta lay off the spicy foods before bed…… Switch to decaf too……. There’s no way that The United States Department Of Education……. Is…………….. Buying…………………… Shot………………………… Guns.

Gasp !

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From The Federal Business Opportunity Website.

https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=cb68cf9f3fa2fe18a83d1c3dee0039b2&tab=core&_cview=0

Mar 08, 2010 10:39 am

The U.S. Department of Education (ED) intends to purchase twenty-seven (27) REMINGTON BRAND MODEL 870 POLICE 12/14P MOD GRWC XS4 KXCS SF.
RAMAC #24587

GAUGE: 12
BARREL: 14″ PARKERIZED
CHOKE:
MODIFIED SIGHTS: GHOST RING REAR WILSON COMBAT; FRONT – XS CONTOUR BEAD SIGHT
STOCK: KNOXX REDUCE RECOIL ADJUSTABLE STOCK
FORE-END: SPEEDFEED SPORT-SOLID – 14″ LOP
are designated as the only shotguns authorized for ED based on compatibility with ED existing shotgun inventory, certified armor and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.

The required date of delivery is March 22, 2010.

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Top Ten reasons for The United States Department Of Education to outfit themselves with shotguns:

10. Have to be better armed than the students.

9. No, you can’t go to the bathroom Johnny. Sit – ‘snap’ – down – ‘clack’.

8. Escort for the lunch ladies turning in each day’s pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters from ice-pop sales during lunch.

7. Protecting the empty milk crates outside school cafeteria kitchens awaiting pickup.

6. The Librarian Defense Force – Overdue Book Division —– Just as powerful and well-funded as the military.

5. Custodial staff needs to ensure the security of all those cases of hand towels that aren’t being put into the dispensers in bathrooms, because all the kids do is yank out bunches of them at a time and toss ‘em around the school.

4. A few JROTC instructors challenged some crusty ex-Senior Chiefs who are grandfathers of their top students to a trap competition. DoE got wind of it and another crusty ex-Senior Chief now a DoE purchasing agent saw the request, smiled and signed off on it.

3. …… the right of the Unionized Leftist Teachers to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.

2. New Department Of Education Czar Bill Ayers said to his new second in command Kevin Jennings ‘Of course we’re gonna need more – a lot more…. Buy these now and let’s check ‘em out.’

1. “OK class, repeat after me”………. “Barack Hussein Obama……. mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm !……. He’s the one we’ve been waiting for……. mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm !”………….. “I CAN’T HEAR YOU !!!”……. SNAP….. CLACK……… “I said, repeat after me……. NOW !”…….. “Barack Hussein Obama……. mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm !……. He’s the one we’ve been waiting for……. mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm !”

Kenny Solomon
DC Works For Us
www.dcworksforus.com

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