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HERMAN CAIN IS A SPACE-ALIEN VAMPIRE-WAREWOLF

I have just heard from two sources whose names I have agreed not to disclose that there is conclusive proof that Republican Herman Cain is a Vampire-Warewolf from another planet.

While not specific about what their evidence shows or how it was obtained, I am assured by my three independent sources that the only reason they will not come forward with their evidence is because of a mind-control hex put on them by Tea Party activists.

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