« BACK  |  PRINT

RS

MEMBER DIARY

A Tribute (and Parody) to The 2012 Democratic National Convention!

Obama Went Down To Carolina!


/* Style Definitions */
table.MsoNormalTable
{mso-style-name:”Table Normal”;
mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;
mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;
mso-style-noshow:yes;
mso-style-priority:99;
mso-style-qformat:yes;
mso-style-parent:””;
mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt;
mso-para-margin-top:0in;
mso-para-margin-right:0in;
mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt;
mso-para-margin-left:0in;
line-height:115%;
mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:”Calibri”,”sans-serif”;
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri;
mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-fareast-font-family:”Times New Roman”;
mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;
mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;
mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-bidi-font-family:”Times New Roman”;
mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}

Obama went down to Carolin’, he was lookin’ for some votes to get,

He was in a bind cuz he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal.

When he came across a Tar Heel on the stump ‘n gainin’ ground.

And Obama jumped up on a hickory stump and said, “Tar Heel le’me tell you what,

I’ll be you didn’t know it but I’m campaigner too ,

And if you care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you,

I know you give a pretty good speech, but give the pres his due,

I’ll bet Obamacare against your ‘lection, cuz I think I’m better than you.”

The boy said, “my name’s Johnny and it should be a crime,

But butt I’ll take your bet your gonna regret cuz I’m conservative as can be!”

Johnny quote Reagan and be a star.

Cuz Obama’s loose in Carolin’, and he’s still the pres,

And if you win you saved us all,

But if you lose we all do too.

Obama put his prompter up and said “I’ll start this debate!”

And words started lining up on the prompter as he finished his cig.

He threw the race card out and promised higher taxes.

Then a band of hippies cheered as he to cap and trade.

When Obama finished Johnny said, “well your pretty good old pres,

But go home to Chicago cuz I‘ll show you how’s it’s done!”

Government growin’ stop it, stop!

Obama’s still in the house that’s white,

Constitution in Obama’s cross hairs,

American’s gonna take it?

No, Hell No!

Obama bowed his head cuz he knew that he’d be shellacked.

And he repealed the bill in Johnny’s hand.

Johnny said, “Obama come on back if you ever wanna try again,

Cuz I told you once you ex pres I’m the best there’s ever been!”

And he spoke, “Government growin’ stop it, stop!

Obama’s in the house that’s white,

Constitution in Obama’s cross hairs,

American’s gonna take it?

No, Hell No!”

Hope Y’all enjoy!

Get Alerts