GOP Mike’s “24” Premiere Review – A Liberal’s Horror!!!
To my Conservative Friends: The much anticipated return of 24 starring Kiefer Sutherland had its 2-night, 4 hour premiere this week and for our bed-wetting, terrorist-coddling friends on the left side of the buffet table, it could not come at a worse time as the Messiah’s coronation as Prophet-in-Chief is all but hours away as the looney bleeding-hearts count down every second with unrivaled anticipation… | Read More »
GOP Mike’s Movie Review – Gran Torino, starring Clint Eastwood
To my Conservative Friends: I have been receiving emails and phone calls over the past week from my Conservative and liberal friends alike saying to me – “Mike – You gotta see Gran Torino!!” So, in the middle of the snow storm on Saturday night, I trekked out to see the film I had heard so much about… The film is about a man named | Read More »
Barry’s 1st BIG Blunder!!! Leon Panetta as CIA Chief – Are you kidding me???
To my Conservative Friends: Opening January 20th at a theatre near you…. Barry and the Appeasers Well, he did not even make it to inauguration day and Barry has already set himself up for failure and the country for attack… Leon Panetta as CIA Chief is possibly the worst selection to head one of the most important positions in our government in the midst of | Read More »
Conservatives to lead us out of the Abyss for 2009…
To my Conservative Friends: As we get the barf-bags ready for Barry’s inauguration and the fawning of the MSM towards him, I have been thinking of the best way for the Republicans to come back strong in the next election cycle. We need young, new voices that are true Conservatives and not afraid to articulate their views… I know everyone is tauting all the usual | Read More »
On Christmas, let’s remember the Troops who make it possible…
To my Conservative Friends: I always like to take a breath during a holiday to step away from the banter and passionate debate about our politics and our history to recognize a very special group of Americans, our troops… We argue loud and strong everyday about our beliefs and we should realize that our ability to express our beliefs so freely is equally, if not | Read More »
At Christmas Dinner, give your relatives the GOP Mike’s Looney Liberal Litmus Test!!!
To my Conservative Friends: I am sure you are getting ready to take a little respite from work to relax over the Christmas holiday and gather with family and friends over the non-vegetarian Christmas Ham or Bird. During the break, you will most likely be hammered with all the liberal idiot relatives you haven’t seen for a while… You will invariably have to deal with | Read More »
5 Things I will miss most about President Bush…
To my Conservative Friends: I have to hand it to our Commander-in-Chief, he is one amazing person. I don’t know about the rest of you, but there is no way in hell, I would be able to show the restraint and dignity this President has shown after being totally dis-respected the way he has been for the past 8 years. This past weekend, I am | Read More »
“Moderate” voters – Mushie wimps – Take a stand already!!!
To my Conservative Friends: In selecting his cabinet and staff, I have constantly hear the pundits say “President-elect Obama is going to the middle and will govern as a centrist or a moderate”… Yuck!!! I’d rather he be a unabashed liberal… This moderate stuff really ticks me off…. What is a “moderate” or an “independent”???? It sounds good right?? You can tell people that you | Read More »
Disney – They can’t even leave the kids out of it!!!!
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Get your Barry Plates right here!!! Get’em while there hot!!!
To my Conservative Friends: I am often amused at the lengths the media and the public has gone to immortalize this guy, but this has got to take the cake…. Before the guy steps foot in the oval office, before he writes a bill, passes a budget, does a single, solitary thing, they are fawning and bowing to the Messiah…. Do you want to eat | Read More »