As a Perry/Bachmann supporter, I was grieved to learn that Meghan McCain, has endorsed Mitt Romney.

Damn.

We were so close. 

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Resistance is Not Futile

Caleb Howe

But do not fret Americans!  Other political novelties like John Edwards, Kumar of White Castle fame, rent-is-too-damn-high guy and joe-the-plumber have yet to endorse.

I am keeping my fingers crossed.