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Grubby and the Tiger

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Tiger Woods is a cad.  He is a lying, cheating, fraud who promoted himself to be something he was not.  The Colgate smile, the preppy dress and the golf cap, even being on the #10 highest rated Wheaties cereal box can no longer disguise the base nature of a man who broke a sacred covenant with his wife and his children.  All the money in the world cannot redeem his desecrated reputation.

Tiger discredited those he endorses and let down a nation who admires his accomplishments.  As a role model for excellence and focus, Tiger Woods has taught children another disillusioning lesson that the wholesome guy in the poster on the wall isn’t all he’s cracked up to be.

According to Adultery: Statistics on Cheating Spouses…60-70 percent of adultery victims are women while 30-40 percent of adultery victims are men.” And women are to blame…that’s right women have the power to put an end to adultery by refusing to entertain a relationship with married philanderers, because “boys will be boys.” Yet, truth is It takes two to tango,” or, in this case mambo.  The Clinton’s and the Tiger Woods of the world wouldn’t be able to cheat if women refused to canoodle with another women’s husband?

Christina Hoff Sommers of the American Enterprise Institute claims, “There is voluminous literature documenting womens greater capacity for care and empathy.” Most adultery discussion revolves around the fact men cheat on wives.  Nevertheless, the situation doesn’t  bode  well for women exhibiting “care and empathy” for other women. If females were really softhearted beings who identify closely with the feelings of others, the Jaime Grubbs of the world would tell men like Tiger to take his number one wood and tee of to another green.

For three years, Ms. Grubbs (or Grubby whichever you prefer) was so busy sexting Tiger she had no time to take into consideration Elin Nordegren, who had just given birth to two of Woods’ babies?  Now splashing her sexuality all over the tabloids Grubby is making public that the guy on the Wheaties box requested her to “Send him something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take [a picture],” which is something that drove Elin to attack Tiger with a nine-iron.

Tiger is lucky his lovely Swedish wife chased him with a golf club and didn’t stick a Swedish pike hook in his lying, cheating ass.

When riding around in Tigers big, black Escalade did Grubby happen to notice toddler Sam Alexis or infant Charlie Axel’s car seats in the back?  How about a stray pacifier or a rattle?  None of that mattered to the sex oozing 24 year old?  Grubbs is proudly part of the female sex that Charles Darwin believed differs, “…from man…chiefly in her greater tenderness and less selfishness.”  Charlie D. had some strange theories, but this one is equally bogus because, if only 30% of the married population hasn’t experienced adultery, then a whole lot of women are messing around with someone else’s husband, which is neither kindhearted, nor generous.

How about Kalika Moquin another giving, compassionate woman who cares for others by bedding husbands and fathers in surreptitious locations?  Kalika showing feminine kindness was merely doing what women do best comforting Tiger Woods because he said, “He wasn’t happy in his marriage or his home life and there was so much pressure on him.”

Kalika, the pressure releaser, “…strongly identifies with others and has a lively sense of their needs and feelings.” Being part of the “generous sex” Moquin, a Vegas club manager, is “…in a better psychological position to help…caring more does seem to entail giving more,” which, based on the reports in the press, Kalika gave and gave and gave, “hooking up a bunch of times” with a wedded Tiger.

The only woman showing empathy and compassion for the situation seems to be Hamptons Diva,” Rachel Uchitel. The kindly Rachel, had a press conference scheduled to admit to a relationship with Woods and suddenly cancelled.  Were her actions out of love and fidelity, or based on Tiger paying her large sums of money to shut her celebrity seducing yapper?

Researchers Eckel and Grossman say that, “Men are far more trusting and cooperative” and “…are known to be greater risk takers than women.”  So a smitten Tiger Woods reached out to one of his mistresses asking her to do him another type of huge favor. “I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

What was Tiger thinking, that a woman who sleeps with another woman’s husband is somehow trustworthy? Didn’t the Tiger know that Jamie now feels honesty is the best policy and has come clean on the cover of every tabloid magazine in the nation? A cheating Tiger Woods has found out that mistresses aren’t reliable, honest women. What a surprise!

Tiger didn’t exactly approach the bastion of morality  in The Bank three years ago.  Obviously, Jaime Grubbs must have known that Tiger’s wife gave birth to their daughter a few months after the, “clandestine on-and-off affair” began; yet that didn’t dampen her ardor or ambition in the relationship with Elin’s husband and Sam and Charlies Dad.  Now, Tiger expects Grubby to honor the request for secrecy?  Tiger put his hand in a bear trap–it snapped…oh well.

Let’s not forget that women are solely responsible for the slaughter of 60 million unborn children.  So why should the survival or destruction of someone’s marriage be an issue to the murderous brood?

Tiger Woods is a boorish scoundrel…that said, women are not the empathetic sex they purport themselves to be.  Many are self-seeking, ruthless seductresses with only themselves in mind. If women showed they cared by rebuffing married men–adultery wouldn’t exist and we wouldn’t be having this conversation.  The tango takes two, the mambo is a couple’s dance…Tiger could have danced alone or gone home.

Sistas, Jaime Grubb, Rachel Uchitel, and Kalika Moquin found out that Tiger not only cheated on Elin, but also was simultaneously cheating on each one of them.  How does it feel ladies?

After going public with the pledge of shame Jaime Grubbs, is now saying, “I hope [Tiger] can forgive me for doing this and I know he probably can’t…whatever happens with Elin, I hope Tiger and I can reconnect and remain good friends.”  How touching, Grubby wants to stay “friends.”  Group hug!

Cross posted at:  www.jeannie-ology.com

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