The Purple People Eaters.

    There is a new enlightenment sweeping across the world that believes that mediocrity hiding under the moniker of “unity” is the way of the future. They use key words like “progress”, “post-partisanship” and “purple” to describe the way to transcend from our former “soviet state” of red and blue. Be not deceived. That distinct noise you hear ringing in your ears is called the death | Read More »

    Today’s Republicans, Coach Joyner and a smelly locker room. The way back.

    For some reason that smell still holds memories for me, even eighteen years later. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a very pleasant smell and that probably has something to do with why it still lingers after all this time. Coach Joyner was the new coach who entered the locker room after our first game, which was not a success and in fact was the moment that we | Read More »

    You should consult your doctor before taking Conservatism.

    A disease is defined as a incorrectly functioning organ or system of the body. It is usually beyond its host’s control even if their lifestyle causes said disease. What we are witnessing is not a new concept, however there hasn’t been much mention of it either. Political Schizophrenia is sweeping across our nation like summer wildfires in California. We have seen a small spark take | Read More »