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oday, same-sex chickens competing in the Olympics for their 19th gold medal have heard from credible sources that Mitt Romney did not pay for oversized sodas in New York City.  Senator Reid declined to comment specifically on the topic, but did mention that at the water cooler he heard Republicans wanted to round up all senior citizens and deport them to Mexico.

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