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POLITICS ON TAP – WEEKEND EDITION:

To prepare Joe Biden for the vice-presidential debate, Democrats have tapped Congressman Chris Van Hollen to play Paul Ryan…

… And to prepare for debating Joe Biden, Paul Ryan is watching re-runs of “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader?”…

The National Weather Service is purchasing large quantities of ammunition, including an order for 46,000 rounds of hollow point bullets..

… Sounds like the work of the “Weathermen Underground”?  boo… 
(Seriously, though – WTF?)

The push-back against gay rights protests against CEO Dan Cathy, who said he supports “the biblical definition of the family unit” has been so successful, Chick-Fil-A is now experiencing record sales and many outlets have limited menus due to food shortages…

… Colonel Sanders just announced that KFC doesn’t serve blacks or Jews…

Campaigning in the windy city, Barack Obama said; “Chicago is an example of what makes this country great.” However, as of mid-June, 228 citizens have been murdered there, compared to the 144 soldiers killed in Afghanistan during the same period…

… Didn’t the President organize that community?

Jesse Jackson Jr. is responding well to treatment for bipolar depression at the Mayo Clinic, and that’s good… Hope he gets better…

… I applaud Jackson for leading all liberals to have their mental disorders treated…

Mitt Romney said he wants to cut funding for things like Amtrak and PBS, both of which are subsidized by the government…

… Paul Ryan is already busy with a plan to privatize the Cookie Monster…

AND FINALLY: The U.S. military will oversee a test in south Texas to determine with surveillance blimps to help spot drug runners and people trying to cross illegally into the U.S…

… Gee – hope nobody looks up…

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