The Phantom Menace
While the Democratic Party continues to wallow around in the muck of low poll numbers, they are engaging in their old narrative. ‘Blame Bush’ has a ring to it that makes the collectivists smile and remember happier days. They wax sanguine at the unfettered use of the phrase from 2005 onwards. Everything bad that happened was as a result of the Bush Administration. The media could publish with immunity a litany of terrible things happening in the nation and slap the label ‘Blame Bush’ on it and no one spoke against it. This was their salad days and now the lettuce is growing brown and slimy. But, the accusation continues on in the hearts and minds.
Never mind the Bush Administration is long gone replaced by their Dear Leader and The Party. The Strawman still rears its ugly head, even without any basis in reality. You see, the left has a Bush Administration in its collectivist head and it keeps attacking them. The fact this is an imaginary entity doesn’t seem to change their perspective. This Imaginary Bush Administration is just as evil, powerful, and corrupt as the last. They continue to attack it as though it were real. Let’s explore the Imaginary Bush Administration’s (IBA) action in the liberal mind.
“We’re talking about eight years of the Bush administration, and many of the people appointed in the Bush administration are still burrowed in the agencies that are supposed to oversee the industry,” Pelosi said.
The IBA in Nancy Pelosi’s head is doing a number on our regulatory system. She sees embedded conservatives in governmental bureaucracies, intentionally allowing oil rigs to explode and pollute our beaches. Everyone knows Republicans hate beaches as much as they hate pelicans and turtles and Mississippans. Somehow, the IBA managed to anticipate the oil spill and implant operatives to allow it to happen. Perhaps the GOP Magic-8 ball told them. Regardless, it is clear that the IBA is responsible for the oil spill happening on her party’s watch.
But it gets even better. Robert Redford has got the IBA in his brain too. It still is running things under the radar. In fact, it is clear that Dick Cheney is whispering in his collectivist ear.
REDFORD: It has. Look, all that stuff has come out, and it’s painfully obvious what’s happened — the corruption that came with MMS as a result of Dick Cheney and how he engineered this whole thing.
You got to get rid of Cheney and every — and all the horses he came in with. You got to get rid of his energy policy. It’s bad for our health. It’s bad for our economy. It’s bad for our future.
Clearly, the IBA, engineered by Cheney, set up the entire debacle. Oil companies and the evil capitalist pigs that run our nation’s economy are instruments of the IBA and are deliberately poisoning the air and choking the life from our very children. In fact, in their mind’s eye, I’m sure Cheney, from his hospital bed, is communicating through the IV tubes to these destroyers of the environment on the next attack on our native waters. Or, perhaps he is using psychic powers to cause more wells to explode.
This regime is also suggesting their huge deficits are because of the IBA. “The fact is, 10 years ago, we had a budget surplus of more than $200 billion, with projected surpluses stretching out toward the horizon, Mr. Obama said. “Yet over the course of the past 10 years, the previous administration and previous Congresses created an expensive new drug program, passed massive tax cuts for the wealthy, and funded two wars without paying for any of it -– all of which was compounded by recession and by rising health care costs.” President Obama presenting his 2011 budget blueprint.
Clearly, when Obama and the Democrats passed their huge budget busting increases and the Democratic Party Stimulus Programs, all they were doing was the biding of the IBA which had gotten inside their heads. Since the Bush Administration overspent, they had to best them. So, the IBA challenged them to waste even more money faster than the actual Bush Administration did. It was the IBA who MADE them enact all this deficit spending. After all, they don’t have any control over the budget now, right? It is being controlled by the IBA which is forcing them to spend.
Certainly, the IBA is responsible for all things and sundry when it comes to domestic policies, but the war on contingency operations and manmade disasters?
“I would remind the American public that the apparent leaders of the al Qaeda cell in Yemen were 2 terrorists who were released by Vice President Cheney in secret. I think there’s a level of accountability that has to be levied personally on the vice president,” Massa said in an interview. “He is personally responsible for that.”
Yes, that Eric Massa of the tickle fights and groping male aides. Apparently, in a secretive plot to discredit the Obama Administration and the poor, put-upon Democratic Party, Cheney released a couple of Muslim clerics and they unleashed the Fort Hood massacre antagonist upon the nation. No doubt, the IBA was deeply involved in the coordination and manipulation of this incident. I would think the Obama Administration’s hands were tied while the IBA whispered murderous thoughts into the shooter’s ear and watched helplessly on the sidelines as soldiers and civilians were gunned down on the base.
The conspiracy really goes much deeper than that. It is becoming understood that the IBA also breaks up marriages of innocent, blameless, pure-hearted Democratic politicians as well. “Family friend Sally Quinn told CBS News correspondent Sharyl Attkisson that Gore winning the popular vote for president but losing the electoral vote may have done the marriage irreparable harm.
“He’s obviously suffered a lot,” Quinn said. “He’ll never get over that and neither will she.”
You see, the IBA is not beholden to regular physical rules about time and space. They can travel backwards, manipulate situations, and ruin marriages. It is blatantly obvious the Imaginary Bush Administration is out to destroy the American Family as well. If the couple that both inspired “Love Story” and single-handedly invented the Internet can be foiled by them, is there anything this evil IBA can’t do. They’re like Dr. No, Hannibal Lecter and Despicable Me all rolled up in one, in collectivist minds.
Really. We should be careful. This Imaginary Bush Administration is very lethal. It also appears to be winning.