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FOX NEWS BEATS THE CRUD OUT OF CNN, THERE ARE NO RIBBONS FOR LAST PLACE

 

MSNBC BEATS CNN, KIND OF LIKE FRANCE BEATING FRANCE

 

LOU DOBBS GOING TO FOX?  HE KNOWS THE SHIP IS SINKING

 

CNN AND THE DRIVE BY MEDIA SUCK AIR, IT’S LONELY AT THE BOTTOM

 

WHITTEN INN:  USE ENGLISH WHEN YOU REPRESENT ME, CNN IS AGHAST…THERE IS A REASON THEY ARE BOTTOM FEEDERS

 

RICK SANCHEZ AGREES, STUNS CNN ATTACK DOG KYRA PHILLIPS

 

ONE TECHNICALLITY:  OPTING OUT WILL TAKE AN ACT OF CONGRESS, BREAKING THE STATES

 

OBAMA’S SINGLE PAYOR DREAM, DREAMS OF A FATHERLAND

 

President Obama Likely to Announce Afghan Decision Between Nov. 7 and 11, THE ART OF LOSING A WAR

 

PELOSI RENAMES THE PUBLIC OPTION,  NO MATTER WHAT SHE CALLS IT, IT’S STILL THEFT

 

THE NICARAGUAN THAT WOULD BE KING.  WILL DEMOCRATS IN THE US FOLLOW LEAD?

 

LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS AND METHANE GAS,  MAKE THEM MAD AND EAT VENISON

 

60 MINUTES, MEDICARE FRAUD, AND THE GOVERNMENT, ME AND YOU AND A DOG NAME BOO

 

ALAN GRAYSON:  STREET WHORE, HOW TO BE EVISCERATED BY BOTH PARTIES (WASN’T GRAYSON A STAR OF  LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE?)

 

OBAMAPHONES FOR THE POOR, AND YOU ARE PAYING FOR IT

 

NEW FEES FOR THEE, BUT NONE FOR ME, PANDERING FOR VOTES

 

HATE CRIMES LEGISLATION, EU STYLE:  ISLAM AND HOMOSEXUALS, STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

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