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Porn Industry Desperately Needs Bailout

There are 14 MILLION people in the US who cannot afford implants

I have just been informed in an early breaking news story that the porn industry is in desperate need of a government bailout. This truly is a sad story, as the dilema remains; does the government throw millions of dollars with no restrictions or let all those hundreds of men and women who have given their life (and very important body parts) to the industry be without work?Obviously we cannot just leave hundreds of men and women without jobs. They have pumped money and silicon into their career and the government must take care of them! What would they do? Where would they go? I mean how many more people can be kicked from this type of career to end up working at an adult video store or novelty shop?

But what exactly is the porn industry in need of? Why are they facing an economic crisis?

First, due to the brainwashed following of Obama, many guys have not been paying their web-based pornography bills. Obama should have known this was going to happen, as a matter of fact I hear that Bill Clinton in a meeting with Obama, WARNED him of this very thing. Obama MUST now have a plan, articulate this plan, and be ready to put it into place on day one.

Second, the health care industry for porn stars and even porn amateurs must be reformed immediately. It is health care that is impeding on new “recruits” if you will, to enter the pornography field. As current stars age, how can they possibly be replaced when a reported 14 million Americans are unable to get the augmentation necessary to enter the field? And, with STD’s at an all time high, we are finding stars to be out on medical leave more frequently and for longer periods of time. Current government policy does not cover this much leave, so it is left to the employer to cover the time off. Many times this could put production behind by weeks. And often the ladies and even the men must make trips to D.C. to try and make money under the table just to be able to put platform stilettos on their feet and leather thongs no their rear.

Finally, as the generation that is now lovingly being referred to as the boom-boom-boomers (porn stars over the age of 30) retire; we must find a way to assist them. Social security alone cannot possibly handle this onslaught of aged people. The porn industry itself just was not prepared for these literally hundreds of people to exit the work force. Porn producers are trying to keep these stars on a bit longer while hoping health coverage will catch up with the overwhelming need for implants, lypo, etc. for up and coming stars. But, as many can probably realize, it is just unfair, cruel even to ask someone at the age of 31 or even up to 34 years old to continue to work in this way. Not to mention that there is a direct relation between a drop in viewership and pornography featuring women of this dismal age.

All of this leads us to question, what is wrong with our country when a 17 or 18 year old woman cannot afford the proper breast augmentation? When will the government realize the need for these men and women to have the proper funds available to receive the right antibiotics so they are out of work for 2 weeks rather than six or eight? It is time to handle this problem…the question remains what is the government going to do? Will they throw money without restrictions? Or will they enlist the help of Eliot Spitzer and Bill Clinton to personally tackle this situation? Only time will tell.

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