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Thanks for confirming Jawa’s post, kids.

Didn't anybody ever tell you, "It's not the crime, it's the coverup?"

This is how you do it.

First, you tell people that there’s going to be a story.

Then, you give some details. Build a little buzz.

After that, you throw down. And, yeah, it’s a doozy.

Then you wait for the idiots to panic and start trying to sanitize.

(pause)

Suckers.

Moe Lane

PS: Midnight on a Sunday, folks. Midnight on a Sunday. And they started taking down the videos within an hour. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

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