FRONT PAGE CONTRIBUTOR
The “Don’t mess with old people” (Milwaukee Edition) Friday memorial open thread.
There’s always something entertaining about watching a criminal get his [redacted] handed to him by a guy three times his age. Particularly when it involves multiple camera angles.
PS: I understand, by the way, that the aforementioned criminal’s name is something like ‘Sinister Smith.’ I don’t believe in acrophonology, Qabalah, or gematria generally – but I do believe in Just Asking For It, and whoever gave this poor schmuck that name was Just Asking For It.
So don’t do that, OK?
(Modified form of this post may be found here.)