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    Politically Corrected: Why Mitt Romney Should Run in 2016

    You know you’re on the right track when a Libertarian laughs. This one laughed at me for suggesting what was, to him, unthinkable:  At the smash-hit TeaPartyPatriot 5th Anniversary Celebration, I, American citizen-serf, declared to the very young man that Mitt Romney should run for President again, in 2016.   OK, so he howled. A useful product of our idiot culture, he then smirked, rolled his eyes, and walked away.  The ingenue reminded me of the millions of self-dubbed Republicans who stayed home on 6 November 2012. He | Read More »

    B.Obama & The Terrible,Very Bad, Horrible, No-Good Day

    President Obama has quite a bit in common with Alexander. Judith Viorst’s not-so-fictional story describes a little boy’s day from hell in which everything goes wrong and everything’s his fault.  I’m betting roughly half the readers of Alexander and The Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day think Alexander’s a remarkably cute, charming boy, just like their little Willy. I suspect many among “the other half” find him the cute, funny, bratty result of a permissive | Read More »

    Pocahontas Granddaughter Begs Sarvis to Withdraw From Virginia Race

    Dear Mr. and Mrs. Sarvis:  As Virginia lovers go to the polls on 5 November, our only chance to win rests with your immediate decision to be supremely unselfish and wise.  As long as you remain in the race, fighting for your political fortunes, Virginia will lose hers. With the head and heart of Pocahontas, who begged her father to spare the life of Captain John Smith, I implore you to spare the life | Read More »

    Pre-Election LoveLetter To My Friends at Safeway * Target * Costco

    Dear Friends, I’m the lady who shops in your stores and wears blue “Believe in America” T-shirts. I’m the one who supports with unusual fervor the America as founded and improved by brave, honest, common-sense patriots…from Washington to Lincoln, Douglass, Stowe, Tubman to King, Reagan, Bush, Hannity, deMint and DiSouza. You are my friends in my favorite stores, earnest professionals who believe they believe in America; who, like roughly 47% of our citizens, have no idea of the dangers she confronts with inauspicious Ensigns where fine Admirals should be. Among my friends in all-American shops, only one man knows | Read More »

    Never Trust a Man Who Grins

    Short , Sweet, True from MollyBWizer

    O&CO: REPEAL and REPLACE

    6 AM. Sergeant Thursday headed to Supreme Court to learn the facts. Predicts  majority decision of 9 justices will predate 6 November 2012:  a terrible, horrible, no-good mess will be repealed and replaced. Sore losers and wacko thinkers will invent preposterous reasons why this happened, as Supreme Court justices show themselves to be quite like the rest of us in this way: they too have brains that work on opposite sides of the spectrum.  | Read More »

    DeathGate: Living and Dying With Liberals

    Something there is that doesn’t love a Liberal anymore. Many in power have become so toxic, even some Democrats are ready to wall them out. Struck by lethal evidence that Liberals don’t think or act like you and me, millions of unmending Americans “keep the wall between us as we go.” It’s not that Liberals don’t make good neighbors. Unless you live in Oakland or Chicago, they often do. But Liberals don’t make good governors, in the general sense of anyone who governs from emperors | Read More »

    AVENGERS ASSEMBLING!

    Nothing sharpens the mind like no jobs, high gas prices, bankruptcies, and the foolishness of corrupt officials…unless it’s a supermovie crafted by Liberals that tells the Conservative tale.  Like Gone With the Wind and The Wizard of Oz in 1939, this year’s The Avengers holds everything to rivet your mind from horrible, terrible very bad news. An equal opportunity bonanza, Disney’s movie is fair, balanced and bipartisan. It inflicts pain when necessary and allows viewers to feel the pain | Read More »

    The Sounding Brass of Rick Santorum

    You don’t have to be born again to see the glory in Easter. You don’t  have to go to temple or church. You simply have to set aside every blinking apparatus and step outside.  Especially when music’s in the air, there’s no escaping the holiness of this day. This Easter, Washington’s blessed again with sunshine and cool. But even if it’s raining where you are, something bright is breaking through.  Certainty’s in the air and | Read More »

    A Letter to Callista From a Gingrich Fan

    Dear Callista: For several years, I’ve been a fan and admirer of your husband.  You also, but my letter is to, not about you. I’ve met and spoken to you both at remarkable past events. I made a point of attending every one I knew of, to educate myself and demonstrate my support for your husband’s superb ideas, including practical applications to rescue, conserve and restore our liberally degraded country.  During Newt’s top-notch speeches, I always seemed to | Read More »