AND I THOUGHT LIBERALS WERE HYPOCRITES
The envelope, please. (drum roll) Ladies and gentlemen...the winner...of this century's Huge Brass Balls Award...by unanimous decision...is...al-Qaeda! Yes folks, al-Qaeda wins the el-large-o cojones award hands down for criticizing the killing of U.S.-born al-Qaeda terrorist, Anwar al-Awlaki. And I thought liberals were the most audacious hypocrites on the planet. Hell, these ballsy Islamist clowns make Barack Obama look like a man of his word.
SITE Intelligence Group translated the comments from al-Qaeda, which read in part: "Where are what they keep talking about regarding freedom, justice, human rights and respect of freedoms?!”
Justice, human rights, and respect of freedom, huh? You're messin' with us, right? I mean - you guys are gettin' up there in the rarified atmosphere of the Obama Zone level of hypocrisy. Hell, John Kerry and Nancy Pelosi are even jealous. Damn, dudes, what's next - you morons sending someone over to run for Congress as a Democrat?
Al-Qaeda joins its American pals from various left-wing civil liberties groups in condemning the killing of al-Awlaki, who was sent straight to
Hell Paradise - courtesy of a drone-fired Hellfire missile. Also blown to smithereens was American al-Qaeda propagandist, Samir Khan. Pretty much a downer-day for American al-Qaeda terrorists, wasn't it?
I'm sure there are plenty more recruits wherever our now-departed, virgin-lovin' buds came from; what better time to enlist in the future of Islamic dominance, loons? Head on down to your local Muslim Recruiting Center, and sign up; 72 virgins await you!
By the way, in the event that there are more U.S. terrorists left over there, I'm guessing that they wet themselves immediately whenever they hear aircraft overhead these days.
You don't 'spose they sell Depends in Afghanistan, do you?