I have been collecting these since the new year has started and I thought I would share them with you all. They work best on social media, but if you can, use them in a real time discussion. So here they are. Enjoy!
Too bad Breshnev didn’t utter the word faggot or we could have ended the cold war a lot sooner.
You Libs like people of color as a collective and an abstract but are uncomfortable with them as individuals.
Obama is everything you claim George Bush to be and more.
My problem with gay marriage is the idea of expanding the role of government further into the institution of marriage.
Universal Healthcare equals universal misery.
Instead of being socially conscious, try being spiritually conscious.