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PCW in Midway, GA Monday Night to Crown the ‘King of Extreme’ Title

That’s right, Political Championship Wrestling will be in Midway, GA this Monday night for another politically extreme edition of PCW Extreme Political TV.

Midway, GA, of course, is known for their no nonsense, law and order attitude.  Just look at this…

3 girls sitting just off the road selling lemonade.  Suddenly, screeching tires can be heard down the road.

A SWAT van and several police cars pull up to the lemonade stand.

A stream of SWAT personnel exit the back of the van and surround the stand.

Midway Police Chief Kelly Morningstar gets out of his police car with a bullhorn.  “ATTENTION GIRLS OPERATING UNAUTHORIZED LEMONADE STAND.”

“We’re right here,” says one of the girls.

“YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROPER BUSINESS LICENSE OR THE REQUIRED PEDDLERS OR FOOD PERMITS TO RUN YOUR BUSINESS.”

“I mean, we’re right in front of you,” says another girl.

“WE DON’T KNOW HOW YOUR LEMONADE WAS MADE.  WE DON’T KNOW WHO MADE THE LEMONADE OR WHAT’S IN IT.”

“Really, we’re right in front of you.”

“WE ARE CLOSING YOU DOWN, I REPEAT, CLOSING YOU DOWN.”

The SWAT team remove the girls, wraps yellow ‘police line do not cross’ tape around the stand…

…and drinks the rest of the lemonade.

Ga. Police Shut Down Lemonade Stand- CBS News

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Monday night, PCW crowns the new King of Extreme Title.  The contestants:

Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Ann Coulter
Markos Moutilsas
Arianna Huffington
‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews
Glenn Beck
Laura Ingraham
Bill O’Reilly
Alan Grayson
Rachel Maddow
Keith Olbermann

Catch all the exciting action this Monday night on PCW.

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