Credit Rating Blame Battles: 8/8- PCW Extreme Political TV
PCW Extreme Political TV
Fairgrounds Ice Arena
Monday August 8th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave not in the ring but already at the broadcast booth. He introduces a video package on O’Beck Bahama…
Video Package of former PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama (D)
-the night he won the PCW title at Extreme Election Night 2008 as Barack Obama’s standard bearer.
-the night he lost the PCW title in August, 2009 to ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism at the WWR Completely Deranged supershow. Bahama suffered a mild concussion in the four-way match when his head hit the ring bell.
-Sept. 16, 2009 match against Starz N. Stripes- Bahama looks very sluggish and loses.
Suave explains that two days later, Bahama was diagnosed with post concussion syndrome and like that he was gone for nearly two years.
Video package- O’Beck Bahama
-Bahama makes his PCW return at the July 4th, 2011 show and teases a possible return.
-August 4th, 2011- Bahama officially returns to PCW.
O’Beck Bahama (D) vs. Ken Kendall (I)
-Bahama looks to be in the best shape of his life. He’s dropped about ten pounds over his wrestling weight in 2009. Kendall is a tomato can set up for Bahama to get the rust out.
…easy match for the former PCW Champion who overwhelms Kendall in less than four minutes to get the pin at 3:46.
Suave talks to Bahama after the match and asks him how he feels. Bahama says he feels fine and it’s nice to be back.
PCW is brought to you this week by…
John F. Kerry (D-MA) storms out and says the previous commercial from Free Credit dot com is not funny. Kerry says the drop in PCW’s credit rating is not funny. Liberal groups all agree, this is the Tea Party’s fault.
Average Joe (Tea Party) comes out. Joe tells Kerry not to hide his true feelings behind his suit and let him know his true feelings about himself. Kerry wags his finger at Average Joe and calls him smug and overrated, and the Tea Party attention-seeking misfits who puts too much stock into their own hype. Average Joe turns it around on Kerry and suggests he look in a mirror.
The new tag team, The Massachusetts Bluebloods- Jay F. Kennedy and Ray F. Kennedy come out and talk about how Liberals Democrats are intellectually and culturally superior to to the Tea Party barbarians and should be receiving proper respect. ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay joins Average Joe and grabs the mic. McAvay lays out an open challenge to the Bluebloods to take them on right here, right now. Before we can get much further though, Triple R’s (D) and he comes out with a mic of his own.
Triple R says this is the darkest day in his life, to be stuck in this dumpy ring with the Tea Party. However, Joe Biden has apparently commended him on his incestual fortitude to appear here tonight. In fact , Move On.Org told him they wanted to see the Tea Party rest in peace after causing PCW’s bond rating to fall. David Axelrod rang him up to tell him he wanted the Tea Party on the next train headed towards oblivion. And, in fact, PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann gave Triple R his consent to unleash the biggest can of whoop ass ever seen on the Worst People in the World- The Tea Party, and he’s decided that’s exactly what he’s going to do.
The Tea Party: Average Joe, ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay, and Matt Damn
The Massachusetts Bluebloods: Jay F. and Ray F. Kennedy (D) w/John F. Kerry (D-MA)
Nancy Pelosi (D) makes her way down to the ring as well. The Tea Party start the match off with a triple team inverted atomic drop on the Democrats. McAvay then forces a kiss onto Pelosi and gets a massive pop.
…Damn gets taken down with ease several times by Triple R. He gets locked in the cross-arm-breaker, but Damn makes the ropes. Damn finally gets some offense with a hard powerbomb, Triple R fires back with a Singapore cane shot or two to get a 2 count before the break.
…After break, Kerry again steams about the Free Credit dot com commercial and everyone breaks out their big moves. Average Joe gets crotched on the top rope by JFK. JFK goes for the Camelot Pedigree, but McAvay breaks it up. Triple R slams Tin Cup off the apron and through the table at ringside! Triple R then hits a crazy springboard backflip pele kick on Average Joe and gets the pin at 16:42.
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talks with The Triple Threat: Katie Collins (R), ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R), and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
Replay from last Thursday’s PCW Politics Is War on P-SPAN show: The Triple Threat’s Dallas and Jones interfere in Collins’s match against Valora and help her get the win.
Bernstein asks about what went down. Collins replied that it wasn’t personal. Collins says she was the last Missouri Valley Wrestling Television Champion. Collins was a two time PCW Women’s Champion. She feels she deserves the first title shot against new PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban and will do what needs to be done to get it.
Leader of the PCW Competition Committee John Boehner (R) comes out and tells Katie not to worry, she indeed will get her title shot against Urban Thursday night on PCW Politics Is War on P-SPAN.
‘The Original Massachusetts Blueblood’ John Kerry again angrily denounces whomever is playing the Free Credit dot com commercials.
Bernie Sanders (I-VT):
“I find it interesting to see S&P so vigilant today in downgrading the US credit rating. Where were they 4 years ago when they, and other credit rating agencies, helped cause this horrendous recession by providing AAA ratings to worthless sub-prime mortgage securities on behalf of Wall Street investment firms?”
‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R):
“Be wary of the efforts PCW CEO Obama makes to “fix” the debt problem. The more he tries to “fix” things, the worse they get because his “solutions” always involve spending more, taxing more, growing government, and increasing debt.
“This debt problem is the greatest challenge facing our country today.Obviously, President Obama doesn’t have a plan or even a notion of how to deal with it. His press conference today was just a rehash of his old talking points and finger-pointing. That’s why he can’t be re-elected in 2012.”