PCW Extreme Political TV
East Kentucky Expo Center
Monday August 29th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave welcomes everyone to PCW Extreme Political TV. Tonight, there will be an announcement regarding the future of PCW Champion ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (D). Plus, after blowing up two women’s matches Thursday night on PCW Politics Is War, where will Valora’s Path of Rage strike next?
The big match on the docket:
-Democrats have a grudge match between ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism and Triple R. Last week on PCW Politics Is War show, Triple R eliminated Chism during a three way dance Waiver match by dropping him onto barbed wire. Then later on…
…Bahama comes back with a Springboard elbow. Triple R gets tied to the TREE OF WOE!!! Bahama dropkicks a chair into Triple R’s face. Triple R is busted open now. Bahama then beats his ass while Triple R screams for help from Stone Chism. Bahama applies the Bahama Backbreaker. Here comes Chism with a steel chair. He goes after Bahama…NO. CHISM KILLS TRIPLE R with the chair shot! Bahama covers…1…2…3…
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/The Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim, Courtney, and Chloe vs. Triple R (D)
Chism is the darling of the Hollywood Left. Triple R the darling of the Angry Left Wing Bloggers.
…Chism misses a dive to the floor. Knee gets banged up in the process. Suave notes that Triple R baited him into hurting himself. Chism continues to fight. A rope walk rana is blocked. Frogsplash should finish Triple R but someone runs out and pulls Chism off. IT’s the Angry Left Wing Bloggers: Markos Moutilsas of the Daily Kos, Arianna Huffington, Firedog Lake’s Jane Hamsher, and Eric Boehlert from Media Matters for America.
The Hollywood Left respond by running to the ring to break it up. In the midst of the chaos, Chism slaps a figure four on Triple R. Kim Cardis-Sheehan grabs Chism’s hands for extra leverage and Triple R is forced to tap out @ 6:36.
When PCW returns, the Skanky Rich Bimbos are lying unconscious in the ring with Chism. Triple R lies on the floor outside the ring. Who’s in the ring…
Valora Salinas (I)
Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”
Valora and her lead pipe stand over the fallen Cardis-Sheehans. Valora’s “Path of Rage” continues and she departs.
Suddenly, Big Oil’s music hits. He comes out to the entrance ramp and says that he wants to make it perfectly clear that it’s not his fault that gas prices haven’t dropped. But rather, the fault lies with the American People for continuing to use gas like it will never go away. But tonight, Big Oil mentions he and tag team partner are entitled to challenge the Republican’s #1 team for their spot. He wants it to happen tonight.
The Leader of the PCW Competition Committee John Boehner (R-OH) walks out and says that the Schmidts told him that they would meet Big Oil and Walkstreit tonight. Boehner tells Big Oil he is starting to become an embarrassment to everyone in the PCW and Texas itself.
Former George W. Bush aide de camp Dick Cheney promotes his new book, In My Time. While promoting the memoir, Cheney promised that there would be “heads exploding all over Washington” when the book hits the shelves tomorrow.
Cheney is confronted by Colin Powell who tells him that his head isn’t exploding and to knock off the cheap shots. Powell: “You had a long and distinguished career, and I hope in this book that is what you will focus on, not these cheap shots that you’re taking at me and other members of the administration who served to the best of our ability for PCW CEO Bush.”
Cheney and Powell exchange words. Cheney accuses him of not being forthcoming with his opinions to Bush. Powell retorts “nonsense.” He states Bush knew that I told him what I thought about every issue of the day. Cheney holds up a copy of the book as we go to a commercial…
With Rick Perry (R-TX) looking on, Texas Jack (R) officially signed on to be the Republicans #2 wrestler. Jack says he’s looking forward to winning a play-in spot in next months Lock and Load Tournament.
Three of the four spots for the Lock and Load Tournament have been filled: PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)- the Democrats #1 wrestler, ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)- the Republican’s #1, and now former PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama (D)- who won a Waiver into the match Thursday night.
Replay-ROUND ONE OF LOCK AND LOAD TOURNAMENT PLAY-IN: Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. ‘The Self-Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) vs. ‘Bureaucrat’ Andy Riley (D) vs. Kevin Collins of Paul Ryan’s Raiders (R)
…Daniel-San looks around and goes to the top. Riley is looking away. Daniel-San hits the five star frog splash! LABELL LOCK! Blackwell has Big Labor locked up in the Tazzmission in the corner. Riley taps…‘Bureaucrat’ Andy Riley eliminated
Daniel-San to the top of an adjacent corner. Blackwell holds a chair on Big Labor’s face, VAN TERMINATOR! Big Labor topples over. Daniel-San quickly slaps on the Cattle Mutilation. Big Labor taps…
Angry at what took place earlier in the night, the Angry Left Wing Bloggers: Markos Moutilsas of the Daily Kos, Arianna Huffington, Firedog Lake’s Jane Hamsher, and Eric Boehlert from Media Matters for America kidnap Christine O’Donnell (R-DE), tie her to a stake, dump a pile of her new book, Troublemaker, at her feet, and set them ablaze.
Security personnel quickly rush to the scene and put the fire out.
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9/25- PCW Lock and Load PPV
With PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) by his side, PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) announces backstage that he is indeed leaving PCW at the end of next month. Tanaka is returning to Japan to wrestle there.
MAIN EVENT- NON-TITLE MATCH:
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX) vs. Corporate Might: Big Oil (R) w/Texas Tex and Kirk Walstreit (R)
-winner becomes/remains the Republican’s #1 tag team
-loser becomes/remains the Republican’s #2 tag team
Both teams combined have won the PCW Tag Team Title five times. Both teams beat each other from pillar to post in this match.
…Jack boots Walstreit down in the corner but then misses an elbow. Big Oil drops Jack with a German suplex. Joe tags in. Joe suplexes Walstreit. But Big Oil interferes again and splashes Joe in the corner. All four in the ring now. Jack delivers a bulldog to Big Oil. Joe low blows Walstreit and makes the cover. Texas Tex now in the ring and he breaks the pin with his golden money belt.
Jack DDT’s both Kirk Walstreit and Texas Tex simultaneously. Joe tries to slap a sleeper hold on Big Oil but the big guy drops him. Walstreit nails Jack with a Cyclone Kick. Walstreit tries to make the pin on Joe but Ron Paul makes the save at two. Big Oil spins Paul around but Jack low bridges him. Big Oil throws Jack out of the ring and he and Walstreit deliver the Corporate Swing to Joe for two. Joe fights out of the doubleteam and sends Walstreit into Big Oil. Ron Paul on the top rope with a big cashbox…MONEYBOMB! Walstreit is knocked out and Joe makes the cover…1…2…3…pin at 10:09.
Suave reminds everyone that PCW will be off the rest of the week and will return next Thursday night with PCW Politics Is War on P-SPAN. Happy Labor Day everyone!