Coulter v. Hoffa Jr., Obama: “Pass This Bill” – PCW Week in Review
End of PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
Golatta attacks McAvay and nails a pair of belly to belly suplexes. Golatta with a ‘Foul Pole’ shot to the groin and McAvay is down. Golatta tries for another Foul Pole, this one to Dave the Mechanic. Sheila the Secretary jumps on Golatta’s back. Malibu Dusty pulls Sheila off and hits a belly to belly. Golatta Foul Poles Dave the Mechanic and picks up a belt. He starts whipping Dave with it and Palin and Bachmann hit the ring. Then Hoffa jumps in and the referee loses complete control of the match.
What took place after the show left the airwaves…
Hoffa shoves her down. Coulter gets in his face and eats a slap for it. She kicks Hoffa multiple times in the chest. She hangs him in the ropes and delivers more kicks to the chest and face. Coulter for the cover; she gets a one count. She knees Hoffa in the chest and hits an axe kick for two. She goes for the Royal Butterfly, but Hoffa shoves her to the corner before she can do so…
…Hoffa hits the Sweet Chin Music but Coulter gets to the ropes. Hoffa with the U.F.O. for two. Hoffa picks up Coulter and drops her down. Hoffa hits a clothesline and goes for the pin. At 2, he deliberately pulls Coulter up. Hoffa hits a lariat and the Ricola Bomb and covers Coulter again. He purposely picks up Coulter at a two count. Hoffa nails an uppercut, and once more picks up Coulter at the count of two. Hoffa turns his back on Coulter for a brief moment, she delivers a low blow from behind, and then catches Hoffa with a crucifix pin…
Afterwards, Coulter got on the microphone and demanded a title shot against King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann at the upcoming PCW Lock and Load PPV.
And now, this message from PCW CEO Barack Obama…
PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL)
Obama: “You should pass this bill right away!”
It was a short, but eventful week in the world of political extreme. PCW CEO Barack Obama unveiled his new plan to create more jobs Thursday night and nearly found himself overshadowed by the ongoing war between Big Labor and the Tea Party.
The night started with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein pressing PCW Press Secretary Jay Carney on Obama’s non response to James Hoffa, Jr.’s rant against the Tea Party. Carney clearly did not want to get into Hoffa’s remarks and finally asked Bernstein if we could just ‘move on.’ That didn’t stop the ‘Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave from teeing off on Obama for not distancing himself from Hoffa’s comments.
‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R-AK) chimed in with her thoughts concerning the controversy. Palin said this: “Please don’t be taken in by union bosses’ thuggery like Jim Hoffa represented yesterday. Union bosses like this do not have your best interests at heart. What they care about is their own power and re-electing their friend Barack Obama so he will take care of them to the detriment of everyone else.”
The show ended with Big Labor and the California Teacher’s Union taking on friend of the Tea Party Charlie Blackwell, backed as always by his Les Miserables, wrestling with the Tea Party’s Dave the Mechanic and ‘Tin Cup‘ Ray McAvay…
Golatta with a ‘Foul Pole’ shot to the groin and McAvay is down. Golatta tries for another Foul Pole, this one to Dave the Mechanic. Sheila the Secretary jumps on Golatta’s back. Malibu Dusty pulls Sheila off and hits a belly to belly. Golatta Foul Poles Dave the Mechanic and picks up a belt. He starts whipping Dave with it and Palin and Bachmann hit the ring. Then Hoffa jumps in and the referee loses complete control of the match.
So, it appears that the war between Labor and the Tea Party is far from over.
Also far from over, Independent Valora Salinas’s path of rage. Valora continues to buzzsaw her way through the PCW roster, interfering in three matches Thursday night.
#1- The Terrapin (I) vs. James the Jeep Worker (D) w/Union Maid
Valora makes her way out to the ring. Union Maid tries to stop her on the floor, and argues with her. Valora pretends she’s going to leaves, turns around, and blasts Union Maid in the head with a lead pipe.
Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”
Valora in and goes up top…she blasts The Terrapin with the lead pipe from behind. James back in and tries to steal a win. He rolls him up for 2- broken up when Valora drills him in the back with the pipe. She whips James to the corner, boot by Valora. Up top and a leaping sidekick connects. Valora flips him off and leaves.
#2 – Former Skanky Rich Bimbo Paris Hilton
Hilton appears behind a turntable as PCW has a musical interlude.
Suave: “What the hell? Paris Hilton? House DJ?”
Hilton: “I’ve got a house album coming out. No woman has ever taken over in this arena … and I want to become that person. I want to be the Queen of House Music.”
Suave does a little chair dancing.
Suave: “She’s not bad…the beat’s catchy.”
Valora runs out with her lead pipe and clocks Hilton with it.
Valora: “Queen of House Music? I am the Queen of Extreme!”
#3- Republican Rumble
Before the bell, Valora Salinas (I) again attacks. She takes out Brad Company, Dann Armey, and ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson with a lead pipe. Security runs down and drags her away from the ring.
Union Maid (D) runs down and tackles Valora to the floor. Rights by Union Maid. Valora slams Union Maid to the apron. Union Maid whips her into the ring steps. Again, security tries to get in between the two and pull them apart.
The question still on everyone’s mind is…what does she want? Expect some answers Monday night on PCW Extreme Political TV when PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban addresses the situation herself.
’Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson- representing Herman Cain
’American Citizen’ Kevin Scott- representing Mitt Romney
Jack Schmidt- representing Ron Paul
Texas Jack- representing Rick Perry
Dann Armey- representing Rick Santorum
Average Joe- representing Michele Bachmann
Brad Company- representing Newt Gingrich
Jamie Walker- representing Jon Huntsman
Scott kicks Texas Jack in the head. Jack fires back with stiff right hands and they trade shots. Suplex try by Scott, countered, and a neck breaker by Texas Jack. Cravat by Texas Jack. Scott to his feet, he escapes and lays in the rights to Texas Jack. Scott then slams Texas Jack to the steel post and Jack falls to the floor.
So, ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) puts an end to Texas Jack’s hot streak. But with Rick Perry (R-TX) backing him, Texas Jack isn’t going away anytime soon.
The last big mystery left before the official beginning of the Republican competition to determine a nominee for PCW CEO in January- will ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin jump into the race or not?
MONDAY ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
Round Two of the Lock and Load Play-In. Former PCW Television Champion Daniel-San (I) will face off against three other wrestlers for a shot at a berth in the Lock and Load Tournament. Can Daniel-San overcome the odds for a second time and win an opportunity at the PCW Title?
Current PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka’s (D) title reign will be profiled.
PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) addresses the Valora Salinas situation.
Coverage of California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D) vs. Charlie Blackwell/’No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I) and Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) vs. Big Labor/Triple R (D). The winners will meet Thursday night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN for a shot at PCW Tag Team champions The Schmidt Brothers (R).
And the card for PCW Lock and Load will be announced.
PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL)
Obama: “You should pass this bill right away!”