Big Union Parties After SB 5 Defeat: PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1
PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1
Thursday November 10th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
*Ten Bell Salute in Memory of the late former Heavyweight Champion ‘Smokin’ Joe Frazier*
Political Championship Wrestling returns to the hallowed PCW Hall and the forces of Big Union are all in the ring. Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D), The Longshoremen (D), The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D), The OWS: Shane, Nate, and Adam (D), and Union Maid (D) along with the King of Unions Richard Trumka (D) and several Democrats gloat over the defeat of Ohio‘s Senate Bill 5 this past Tuesday.
Trumka says the results prove that big unions are the true champions of the middle class and no one can say otherwise- not even faux middle class wannabe Charlie Blackwell (I). Trumka says the way to go is union and to illustrate his point, he calls one of the non-union drink vendors into the ring. Reluctantly, the vendor climbs in.
Trumka wants the world to see why working non-union is such a bad idea. The Longshoremen deck the poor vendor from behind. The rest of the big union forces start kicking the crap out of him and then toss him from the ring. Trumka then has Golatta go to the front and drag the non-union ticket taker from the door to the ring. Again, the Longshoremen attack and the others beat him up and throw him from the ring.
Suave goes berserk and gets Trumka’s attention. He directs the Longshoremen to bring Suave into the ring. They do and Trumka slaps Suave for questioning big union’s tactics. Golatta gets ready to give Suave a ‘Foul Pole’ shot and then…
*”Can You Hear the People Sing?” from the musical Les Miserables plays*
Down runs Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic of the American Heartland Coalition with Kenzie Blackwell, Sheila the Secretary, “No Frills” Chris Escondido and Blackwell’s Les Miserables. Blackwell hits the scorpion death drop on Big Labor and then gets swallowed up by the Big Union forces.
The Longshoremen, Big Labor, and James the Jeep Worker (D) w/the California Teacher’s Union, The OWS, and the King of all Unions Richard Trumka
Charlie Blackwell, Mike the Mechanic, and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (American Heartland Coalition) w/Kenzie Blackwell, Sheila the Secretary, and Blackwell’s Les Miserables
Suave: “A four on three match?”
…body scissors by Big Labor on Blackwell. Blackwell escapes and tries to tag Escondido in. Longshoreman Pete stops the tag and Big Labor tags in Longshoreman Russell. To the big union corner they go, back elbow by Russell. Stomp to the knees by Big Labor. Stomp to the knees by James the Jeep Worker.
The crowd roars when someone runs down to the ring to join Blackwell’s team.
Suave: “IT’S THE PCW CHAMPION! DANIEL-SAN IS IN THE RING!”
Daniel-San hits a whisper in the wind. Daniel-San goes low and takes down both Longshoremen with kicks to the groin. He lands an elbow shot on King Trumka and lays out both Longshoremen again. Corner splash to Big Labor. Big boot to James the Jeep Worker. Swinging neckbreaker by Daniel-San to OWS Nate. Daniel-San up top, SWANTON. Golatta and Malibu Dusty in, belly to belly to OWS Adam…
…James the Jeep Worker up top, Mike the Mechanic crotches him and Daniel-San nails Longshoreman Russell. Mike up top…top rope fist drop. He covers for 2.
Trumka, enraged, gets on the microphone and demands that the Democrats come out and take care of this ‘minor problem’ if they know what’s good for them. Axel Rodd (D), The Bureaucrats: Jordan Metzger and Andy Riley (D), among others heed the call and again Blackwell’s side is overwhelmed by the number’s game.
Russell clocks Mike the Mechanic from behind with a flapjack. Longshoreman Russell makes the cover for the pin.
WINNER: The Longshoremen, Big Labor, and James the Jeep Worker (D) @ 18:15
Post match, big union continues the beatdown of Blackwell and company.
Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) along with their new CEO Gordan Guyko confer. They watch the big union assault on the American Heartland with whimsy. Walstreit wonders if they should go out and help. Big Oil and Guyko ignore Walstreit and continue to talk among themselves.
From Monday’s PCW Extreme Political TV: Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I)
Scott and Casey have McGill up and ready for the DSD (Death Spiral Drop). Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List hit the ring and Pink fires off a Glitter Bomb that hits Scott in the eyes. Scott and Casey are then attacked by the PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Kelly and Korey Korver (D) and now it’s four against two. McGill and Kovalevski then even the odds and the show ends with all eight women in the ring and PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) coming to ringside.
Obama, once again going around the PCW Competition Committee, books a handicap match for Republicans Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey against Democrats Women for Women and the Korver Sisters for Thursday night.
PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) comes on the big screen and makes it clear that if the Mercenaries (Independents Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski) interfere in the match they will be suspended indefinitely. Obama intends to make a point tonight.
Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D) and PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Kelly and Korey Korver (D) vs. Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R)
The MoD come in with an extremely foul disposition and Pink and List find themselves outside the ring within the first minute of the match. The Korvers then take over from there.
…corner shots by Korey and Kelly on Angel Casey. Casey tries to fight her way out. Kelly tries to restrain her. Casey bites her and then runs across the ring. Emily List back in and hits a backdrop. Code Pink in now, lays the boots to Casey. Angel Scott comes in but she gets back elbowed by Kelly Korver. Then Code Pink talks trash to Scott. Scott slaps Pink and fights back. Korey Korver whips her to the corner and the Korvers double team.
Code Pink gives Angel Casey a glitter bomb to the eyes. That allows the Korvers to hit the Korver Krusher for the win.
WINNER: Women for Women and the Korver Sisters @ 11:02