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Rick Santorum and Bobby Petrino- Out.

PCW Extreme Political TV
Campbell-Chapman Sports Complex
Sullivan,
MO
Tuesday April 10th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave


‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave and his life
size cardboard cut-out of Shania
Twain

Suave introduces Arkansas Head
Football coach
Bobby Petrino who walks out slowly with his neck in a brace
and his face all scraped up.  Suave asks him about the accident and why he
conveniently forgot to mention to AD Jeff Long that he had his 25 year old
mistress on the back of his motorcycle with him.  But before Petrino can answer,
some guy wearing an Arkansas Razorback shirt complete with Hog hat jumps Suave and
then challenges anyone to a match.

*Def Leppard’s
Tear It Down plays*

Suave: YES!


‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango
Foxtrot

Suave: IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY TANGO
FOXTROT!

Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down – I can’t wait
another day
Tear it down – There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down –
If only you could stay
All night long

Crowd: What the @#$#!…What the @!##!

Petrino: Oh, snap.

(1) ‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot def. The Arkansas
Kid w/Coach Bobby Petrino
WTF grabs The Arkansas Kid by the
throat…lift…CHOKESLAM!  He puts his foot on his chest…1…2…3.

Crowd: PCW…PCW…PCW!

Post match, AD Jeff Long comes out.

Long: Coach Petrino.  You’re FIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!

BACKSTAGE
Rick Santorum (R-PA) enters the building with A.
Tom Bomb (R) and his entourage.

Suave: The hot
rumor is that Rick Santorum is suspending his campaign tonight.  Is this the end
of the Republican
contest?

(2) ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (R) def.
Daniel-San
Tanaka, Mitt Romney’s (R-MA) wrestler, came out when
Daniel-San called out John Creese and the Cobra Cons for attacking him last week
during his match against Steve Torino- Car Salesman.

…Each man grabs a chair and they trade dueling chair shots.  Creese helps
Tanaka get the advantage by kicking Daniel-San low from behind.

Mrs. Miyagi runs into the ring out of nowhere with Halitosis- The Insane
Luchador with the Insanely Bad Breath and protects Daniel-San.
Halitosis suplexes Creese on a chair.  Halitosis then grabs a chair but then the
Cobra Cons attack.  Creese pulls a metal spike out of his pocket and
jabs Halitosis in the head with it!  He blasts Mrs. Miyagi with a chair shot and
then nails Daniel-San with the chair as well.

Tanaka drags him to the top rope and ends the match with a Japanese
SuperDestroyer for the academic three count.

MATCHES SIGNED FOR JUNE’S PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 8
PPV:
-PCW Television Title Match: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’
Stone Chism (D) (c) vs. Valora Salinas

MATCHES SIGNED ALREADY
FOR NOVEMBER’S PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2012:
Ohio- Sherrod Brown (D) vs. Josh Mandel
(R)
Virginia- George Allen (R) vs. Tim Kaine
(D)
Massachusetts- Scott Brown (R) vs. Elizabeth Warren (D)

Suave notes Brown v Warren was an oversight from last week.

(3) ‘The Self
Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) def. Mitch Thomas- American
Taxpayer
Again, the American Taxpayer no match for his opponent.
Post match, Big Labor continued to beat Thomas down until Chris Christie (R-NJ)
and Scott
Walker
(R-WI) ran out to make the save.

That brought out Big Labor’s tag team partner and co-holder of the PCW Tag
Team title James the Jeep Worker (D) which brought out Scott Walker’s Rangers:
John and Ronnie Walker and another brawl broke out.

Suave then reports on the Brad Company-Health Care- PCW Super Court
situation. Following arguments made before the Super Court, the
matter was now in the hands of the Super Court justices to make their
decision.

PCW Hall of Fame Class Announced
Suave announced the
inductees to the PCW HOF:
Wrestlers: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I) and
Starz N. Stripes (also known as ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott)
(R)
Politicians: ‘The American Screamer’ Howard Dean (D-VT) and ‘The
Mastermind’ Karl Rove

The class will be inducted at PCW’s Loose Cannons Unleashed 8 PPV in
June.

Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Santorum walks out and climbs into
the ring.  He takes the microphone and confirms that he is suspending his
campaign.

Santorum: We made a decision over the weekend that while
this PCW CEO race for us is over, for me, we are not done fighting.  We had a
difficult week with our daughter but Bella is a fighter and is doing
exceptionally well.

Santorum then vowed to continue the effort to defeat PCW CEO Barack Obama
(D-IL) in November.

(4) Miss USA vs. Emily S. List (D)- no contest
PCW
Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D) and Code Pink both ran in and
helped List destroy Miss USA.

*Sabotage by the Beastie Boys begins to play*


The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana
Kovalevski

McGill and Kovalevski run down and make the save.  McGill
hits the Blunt Force Trauma on Code Pink while Kovalevski levels KRC with the
Russian Crucifix.

Suave: It appears that Miss USA no longer stands alone
against the PCW Women’s champion and the Democrats.

PCW is in Denver this Friday night.  See you then.

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