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PCW Never a Dull Moment in Denver Recap
Saturday April 14th, 2012
The show began with ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) coming out and taking an ad-hoc victory lap around the theater to celebrate his presumed coronation as the Republican opponent for PCW CEO ‘The Political Natural’ Barack Obama (D-IL) in the fall.
Newt Gingrich then stormed out and demanded a one on one match against Romney. Gingrich then was grabbed by security and then forcibly dragged out of the building while shouting “THIS IS ALL FOX NEWS’S FAULT!”
(1) The Green World Order: Radishing Rick Rube- Agronomist and ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee w/GreenPete, PeaceNick, and Peta from PETA def. Politically Incorrect: NRA and Nic Koteen w/ Al Cahall and Andrea Doria with Guest Referee MSNBC‘s Rachel Maddow.
NRA nearly had the Extreme Vegan pinned but Maddow pulled up before finishing the three count. Rube then broke a flower pot over NRA’s head and Brock Cole Lee hooked the legs for the pin.
After the match, the GWO forced the crowd to watch those hideous anti-smoking ads that’ve been playing on TV…
Charlie Blackwell of the American Heartland Coalition came out with his Les Miserables and offered his own graphic, hard hitting commercial.
1) A family leaves their house after it’s been foreclosed on by the bank
2) A husband and wife fight because money is tight and the bills aren’t getting paid
3) An employee is informed that he will not be getting a pay increase this year and should be just thankful he has a job.
4) The printing press keeps on printing money because Republicans and Democrats continue to spend it at record levels and run up huge federal deficits and debt.
5) Finally, the most disgusting part of the commercial, Republican and Democrat special
interest groups feeding from a large Federal trough paid for by the American Taxpayer.
Democrats The Sanderman- also PCW Champion and ’The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism- PCW Television Champion run down to the ring at the same time the Republican Establishment (Corporate Might’s Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit) do. They bump into each other and an awkward moment ensues.
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Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost, black sheep brother
(2) Tommy Tebow def. SNAFU in a hard hitting, hardcore showdown.
Post match, Tebow went up to former New Orleans Saints Defensive Co-ordinator Gregg Williams and collected a bounty for knocking SNAFU out.
PCW REWIND: May, 2011
Pippa Middleton dances in her bra for the PCW crowd.
Hilary Rosen (D) accompanied the PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D) to the ring. Rosen points up to the box where Mitt Romney is celebrating with his wife Ann and mocks Romney saying his wife helped him understand the economic challenges women face.
Rosen: “Guess what? His wife has actually never worked a day in her life. She’s never really dealt with the kinds of economic issues that a majority of the women in this country are facing, in terms of how do we feed our kids, how do we send them to school, and why do we worry about their future.”
KRC then compares her to Miss USA giving up her career for over a year to have a baby with her husband. KRC says Miss USA’s decision to put her family over her career is an affront to the women’s movement.
Out walks Miss USA flanked by the Mercenaries…
McGill, holding a kendo stick in one hand and her daughter’s hand in the other, and Kovalevski, carrying her son, challenge Code Pink and Emily S. List (D) to a match with a stipulation- if the Mercenaries win, KRC must put her PCW Women’s title on the line against Miss USA. If they lose, Miss USA, McGill, and Kovalevski will leave PCW.
KRC accepts and the match is on.
(3) The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski w/Miss USA vs. Code Pink and Emily S. List w/PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
Code Pink goes for the glitter bomb early but it backfires – literally. Pink blinds herself and she’s on the shelf for the rest of the match leaving List to fend for herself against McGill and Kovalevski.
Hilary Rosen tries to intervene but out of nowhere Ann Romney runs to the ring and tackles her. Rosen and Romney roll all over the ring causing ‘The Voice of PCW’ to shout:
Johnny Suave: “CAT-FIIIIIIIIIIGHT! CAT-FIIIIIIIGHT!
KRC then interjects herself into the match by dragging Kovalevski out of the ring and List locks McGill up in the Abdominal Stretch. List, seeing McGill’s daughter ringside, starts taunting her. Then she lifts McGill up to body slam her and feels a sharp pain in her derriere. She drops McGill and turns around to see McGill’s 2 year old daughter smiling. List, distracted, then gets
walloped by a kendo stick shot by McGill and that’s all.
McGill gets the pin and Miss USA gets her title shot coming up Thursday night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN.