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The Coming “Boob-Quake”

Last week, one of the Mullahs in Iran declared that the recent spate of natural disasters was due to women being scantily clad and promiscuous.

“Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes,”

Yeah, yeah, par for the course from those people.

Then a college student in Indiana took offense. Again, par for the course. What’s new is, she wrote on her blog that on Monday she was going to dress as scantily as possible and convince as many other chicks to do the same to test this theory.
And, there seems to be some support for the idea…

“Time for a Boobquake,” she wrote. “On Monday, April 26, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. … I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty.”

She continued, “With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure [Sadeghi] can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble.”

So get ready, everyone. There’s going to be a “boob-quake” or, perhaps, a “boob-canic eruption” on Monday.

Maybe…

Now, of course, me being a guy who doesn’t ascribe to the Mullah’s theory, I rather encourage participation in this effort amongst the better looking half of the US population.

…I wonder if it will have any effect on Global Warming…

Cross-posted at Lords of the Battlefield.

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