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Nice Convention…

... for me to POOP on!!

Having already decided to cage protesters during the Colorado Democratic National Convention (sorta makes that whole “Democratic” part of that seem somehow disingenuous, no?), and have delegates pass by and look at them like a zoo exhibit, the Denver City Council has also found it necessary to ensure protesters don’t also act like their fellow zoo critters. The Council voted 12-0 on an ordinance forbidding, among other things, the throwing of excrement.

How is it that the Republican National Conventions don’t seem to have these sorts of issues from hard-line Conservative groups?

Of course, protest groups are insulted, because, they say, they’ve already signed agreements not to throw poop. Good point, guys. Clearly, you’re much more mature than you’re being given credit for.

Somehow, though, I doubt this measure will keep the bullsh– from flying inside the Convention.

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