The increasingly irrelevant National Organization for Women has finally issued a statement regarding New York’s Governor Paterson and his involvement in intimidation and witness tampering. Allegedly.
ALBANY, N.Y. — The National Organization for Women on Tuesday urged New York Gov. David Paterson to resign because of a report he directed two staffers to contact a woman about a domestic violence case involving one of his top aides.
The group is highly influential in Democratic politics and called for the governor’s resignation despite what it considers Paterson’s “excellent” record of strong support for women’s issues and in combatting domestic violence.
“It is inappropriate for the governor to have any contact or to direct anyone to contact an alleged victim of violence,” said Marcia Pappas, president of NOW New York State. “This latest news is very disappointing for those of us who believed the governor was a strong advocate for women’s equality and for ending violence against women.”
“It is now time for the governor to step down,” she said in the written statement.
Firstly, in the interest of transparency and all, I think N.O.W. should change it’s name to National Organization for “our kind of” Women. Or, lose the women term altogether, as it has become quite clear they are simply an arm of the left and that their goal is to push a political agenda. Secondly, bless their little hearts! They are disappointed. Poor dears. Perhaps if they were ever intellectually honest, they wouldn’t be so disappointed. The rest of us know that the left victimizes women constantly.
He has an “excellent” record regarding women’s issues, they say. I suppose because he treats all women equally by cheating on them all? Maybe he splits up the cocaine in fair portions? Perhaps he has saved poor little women by creating jobs in New York; Harry Reid says unemployment is big cause of domestic violence and all. Nope, he hasn’t done that either.
Still, if he was Ted “waitress sammich” Kennedy or Bill Clinton, who was prone to batiking subordinate’s dresses with bodily fluids, they’d continue to support him in order to continue to receive that sweet, sweet liberal policy. Instead, they are calling for him to step down. Therefore, I can only conclude that they are racist and sight-ist. Racism is always the reason when one doesn’t agree with a black man, isn’t it? At least, according to the Press and Democrat “leadership” (redundant?) it is. N.O.W.s “typical white person” side must be coming out here and they are “bitterly clinging” to their fear of diversity.
When the New York Times reported that President Obama had tried to get Governor Paterson to step down months ago, it was intimated that the pressure was being applied to make room for an Andrew Cuomo run. At the time, I thought to myself “Hmm. Andrew Cuomo is white, yes? As Professor Janeane Garafalo would say 'See? Racism. Straight up.'" Today, I’ve been validated.
I promise to use my prescience for good and not evil. No, that’s a lie. I, of course, will use it to monger evil, as we Conservative thugs are wont to do.
P.S. Alinsky’s Rule #4 is totally fun. Thanks Lefties!