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Patrick Kennedy Decides To Spend More Time With His Bottle

With approval ratings not much higher than his IQ, the last member of the Kennedy clan still affixed to the public teat has announced he will not seek reelection.

Patrick Kennedy, drunk, goof, buffoon, and general asshat decided to leave under his own steam before the voters of Rhode Island gave him the heave-ho.

Good riddance.

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