Todd Akin says something really stupid and the Republican nominee, party chair, and hierarchy immediately call for him to withdraw from the campaign for Senate.
Joe Biden says something incendiary and the Democratic president, party chair, and party hierarchy immediately accuse voters of being so stupid that they didn't hear what he actually said.
Todd Akin looks the camera in the eye and apologizes for his mistake.
Joe Biden gets locked up in the attic again for a few days until this all blows over.
The media--left, center, and right--piles on Todd Akin, further distorting his words and his intent.
The media--left and center, at least--gives "crazy" Joe Biden another free pass.
Todd Akin has deeply held beliefs on religious issues, including abortion and gay marriage.
Joe Biden gives virtually no money to charity or church, and flip-flops on religious issues to pander to the extreme elements in the Democratic party.
Todd Akin will not be a member of the U. S. Senate.
Joe Biden was a member of the U. S. Senate for 36 years and now he is a heart-beat away from being President of the United States.
God help us.