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I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job. I'm your average white male suburbanite slob. I like football, and cars, and books about war. If the Duke were alive today, he'd be my sidekick. I'm going to brand a new energy drink called Newc and feed it to my horses, so Duke and I can chase bad guys better, and we'll keep custom gyrojets in our holsters, because we've tired of regular firearms. If there was a bard chronicling my adventures, it would be Denis Leary. I wear cowboy hats made of Interceptor armor, and on weekends I enjoy riding in a nuclear-powered cruise missile with a cockpit. I make sure to circle one of Al Gore's houses every Sunday. That's why the grass on his lawn turned violet.

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