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Dear Obama Girl,

Updated Lyrics for the Disillusioned

Dear Obama Girl,
With all of the presumptive Democratic nominee’s recent position changes, I’m sure you’re feeling hurt. I wrote the following new lyrics to the tune of ”I Got a Crush on Obama” to help you through your crisis:

Please read on…

VERSE 1
You made me hot, then left me cold
With that gutter ball you bowled.
Won’t face a 70-year old
In the town hall.
Wooed me with speeches, now I know
The prompter is your Cyrano.
Now It’s time to let you go.
‘Cause I’ve given up on Obama.

REFRAIN:
It’s not too late in 2008
For me to find a new candidate.
You couldn’t close the deal
In big industrial states.
I’ve made a change of my own
‘Cause I’ve given up on Obama.

It’s not too late in 2008
For me to find a new candidate.
You bought a piece
Of Tony Rezko’s real estate.
Got a sweetheart deal loan.
So I’ve given up on Obama.

VERSE 2:
You were as sexy as Al Gore
When you refused to drill offshore.
Another Carter Democrat,
You want to set my thermostat.
High fuel costs don’t leave you aghast
You’re sorry that they came too fast.
It’s time to put you in the past
Now I’ve given up on Obama.
to REFRAIN

VERSE 3:
I wonder what gave you the urge
To pull out before the surge.
I need a man who will stand firm.
You flip flop just like a worm.
I thought that we’d make history,
But you failed geography.
Now I’m gonna set you free
Cause I’ve given up on Obama.
to REFRAIN

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