Modified from the Bard's epitaph for Grim Grizzle c1760

AN EPITAPH TO A DEPOSEE

Here lies in Dazed Repose

Faire Lady Nan

San Fran's unsightly Witche

Oh, Devil's Bane

What Taste Hast Thou

Kin Lie w'such a Bitche

We knew ye well,

Enough and anon.