The Watercooler ~ The Washington Reid-Skins Contest
Okay, RedStaters. Time for some Wednesday, middle-of-the-week fun. In light of the latest news regarding another victory for the men who pee sitting down, consider this open thread a contest for ideas to rename the Washington Redskins. You may be as creative as you like, and, since this is RedState, you may suspend all concerns about the thought police judging you a racist, homophobe, sexist, xenophobe, Christophobe or any other imaginary phobe.
I am taking it upon myself to enter the first contestant’s idea — as a sample for others to see — from our very own RedState community member “surfcat50″:
Were I Daniel Snyder, owner of the team, I would invite the Senate Majority Leader to the press conference I’d organized to announce the new name of the team and, once there, congratulate Senator Reid on showing me the light and proclaim that the new team would be henceforth known as the Washington Koch Brothers.
The winner of the contest, as judged by the RedState community, will win an all-expense-paid trip to Washington, D.C. where Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will accompany you to their new multi-culti unisex open and transparent (no stalls) bathroom so you can report back to RedState who pees sitting and who pees standing.
Go for it, commenters.
The Watercooler is always an open thread.