All of the internal dialogue amongst conservatives fails to mask one enduring problem: how can we act? We can bloviate (thanks, Bill) until blue in the face and still not redden our states. The offer to consider beer in our discussions is not without merit; wasn’t it over beer that the Sons of Liberty lubricated their discourse?
In a non-inebriated (is that ebriated, then?) state, I find myself wondering just what the law allows. As far as the media is concerned, the majority has spoken, and we in the conservative minority need to shut our whiny mouths and suck it up. But, according to a recent poll (thank you, media), over 60% of America consider themselves conservative. “Conservative” in America seems to imply some kind of laissez-faire acceptance of whatever government foists upon us, and it takes so much to waken the beast known for so long as the Silent Majority.
I’ve long been a proponent of tar and feathers. Henry’s makes a plethora of fairly liquidable pitches, many not requiring heat to use. According to one CHP officer I spoke to, going up to the Capitol (or, here in California, Sacramento) and dragging out our favorite dirtbag and riding him or her out on a rail simply would not be tolerated by law enforcement. How ironic, if law ultimately gives us the Jeffersonian right to throw the bums out! Hence, my question about the majority. If we show up at government offices acting with the force of the majority, perhaps law enforcement’s stance could change…perhaps.
Although conservatives arguably occupy the moral high ground, at some point we must say, “Enough is Enough”. We must act. Some would say we act at the individual level, adhering to our personal principles in order to influence others. I’d ask if we haven’t been doing that and, even in the aggregate, have been wasting our time as a result. Effecting change at the mass level is simply a different proposition. I think it’s time for a beer (Hefeweisen, and not Sam Adams, in my opinion) and a down pillow….

recommended...
dave_in_atl Monday, June 29th at 3:41PM EDT (link)Recommended for good taste in beer!
Beer (taste) in the Headlights
dratpatrol Monday, June 29th at 4:38PM EDT (link)As least there was some redeeming value! My favorites,for a long time, have been Dinkel Aker and Dortmier Alt. Haven’t been able to find either for a long time! Maybe fomenting insurrection is proportional to the foam in one’s beer?
Also recommended and for good taste in beer.
Kenny Solomon Monday, June 29th at 4:38PM EDT (link)I’ve been having a go at this brand lately: Monty Python’s Holy
GrAil.Yes, it’s a marketing thing, but the ale is quite the tasteriffic and smoooootherness.
As for tar and feathering maneuvers, that does tend to run on the ‘assault with intent to cause great bodily harm’ side of things and depending on the heat index of the tar, can be construed as this ‘kind of bad thing’ called attempted murder.
Hmmmmm, after that last short paragraph, one might conclude that I’ve done a bit of research on the matter. One would be correct.
So, what can we do then ? Well, as long as there isn’t a man-made disaster presenting a crisis too good to waste that would “force” good ol’ President Whatshisname to “hold off” on the 2010 elections “for the good of the people”, I suggest that any and I mean ANY incumbent up for reelection gets tossed out on their arses….. a total housecleaning.
That would send a REAL message.
Cheers !
Of course you can have my guns……. Bullets first.
I didn’t say rounds, shells or magazines……
I said bullets first.
You're Not Mishugenah!
dratpatrol Monday, June 29th at 5:00PM EDT (link)Alright, so this goy can’t spell in Yiddish, either! I’m not sure how you get away with the “typical” part of your signature… unless you were with the Palmach in ‘48 (whom I admire greatly). My only real comment here was to mention that “Henry’s” is a tar product for patching roofs and sealing below-the-ground level block walls from water intrusion. At least one of their products is “…a meal best served cold”, so it wouldn’t burn at all and, may in fact cure zits and wrinkles (so Nancy Pelosi might appreciate a dip!). And best of luck on your continuing research!
Ahhhh..... Me thinkest to have forgotteneth a certain maltification factory......
Kenny Solomon Monday, June 29th at 5:21PM EDT (link)www . shmaltz . com
He’Brew: The Chosen Beer.
Another of my favs.
Cheers !
Of course you can have my guns……. Bullets first.
I didn’t say rounds, shells or magazines……
I said bullets first.
And here I was thinking "beer and feathers"
Lammo Monday, June 29th at 5:24PM EDT (link)beause when I hear “Henry’s” I think of Henry Weinhard’s beer from Hood River, OR. Also, beer and feathers wouldn’t cross that fine line between attempted murder and simply making a big sticky mess.
ACORN: Association of Criminals Obama Represented in the Nineties. (jupitersuite)
Don’t be so open minded that your brains fall out. (Fr. John Corapi, SOLT)
Crime never takes a holiday. (Dennis J. O’Shea, R.I.P.)
Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is a sick bird. (Ooold joke)
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. (Groucho Marx)
Kenny - - where are you getting Holy Grail Ale?
Lammo Monday, June 29th at 5:01PM EDT (link)I have only found it once, at a bar called the Flying Saucer in Columbia, SC. I live on the other side of the country, so I haven’t been able to enjoy that wonderful brew, tempered over burning witches, since. I brought the bottle back with me and it now sits on a shelf in my office. IIRC, you are in Florida but if there’s a distributor you could direct me to I would be grateful. Thanks!
ACORN: Association of Criminals Obama Represented in the Nineties. (jupitersuite)
Don’t be so open minded that your brains fall out. (Fr. John Corapi, SOLT)
Crime never takes a holiday. (Dennis J. O’Shea, R.I.P.)
Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is a sick bird. (Ooold joke)
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. (Groucho Marx)
Not to advert for a shop, but.........
Kenny Solomon Monday, June 29th at 5:19PM EDT (link)You can get Monty Python’s Holy
GrAil at a national chain called “Total Wine And More” www . totalwine . comOne of their newest shops is very close to my home in Pembroke Pines, Flori-duh. Really good place, great selection of everything, staff is highly trained on what’s what and they have very fair pricing.
Been waiting for a place like this down here for a long time.
Cheers !
Of course you can have my guns……. Bullets first.
I didn’t say rounds, shells or magazines……
I said bullets first.
Thanks!
Lammo Monday, June 29th at 7:10PM EDT (link)Looks like they don’t ship so I’ll have to keep looking. Arizona and California are the closest stores for me but I’m a little too old for a road trip, even if it is just for a really good beer.
ACORN: Association of Criminals Obama Represented in the Nineties. (jupitersuite)
Don’t be so open minded that your brains fall out. (Fr. John Corapi, SOLT)
Crime never takes a holiday. (Dennis J. O’Shea, R.I.P.)
Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is a sick bird. (Ooold joke)
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. (Groucho Marx)
I Have That Beer in the Headlights look...
dratpatrol Monday, June 29th at 4:45PM EDT (link)I’m glad there was some redeeming value to my post! However, my favorites, for a long time, have been Dinkel Aker and Dortmier Alt. I’ve not seen either for years. The Hefe is a close third, although it’s not a pilsner, if I recall correctly! Maybe the desire to foment insurrection is proportional to the foam in one’s beer?
Reply, Part Deux
dratpatrol Monday, June 29th at 4:51PM EDT (link)Sorry about the repeated reply, but this darn board said I couldn’t post the first time because I had “already said that”! Then I tried to repeat the reply by memory and it worked, and the first post showed up! Somewhere along the line, for you Monty Python fans, I must have said in computerese: My Hovercraft is full of eels!
Hear, Hear and a beer
hbss1060 Friday, July 3rd at 4:46PM EDT (link)We are entitled and should press more grass roots influence to govern, government officials. Rise up, throw down and quench your thirst for justice and libation.
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