During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with The Marion Barry fan club to sort out payment of royalties for use of the name, which apparently was mis-spelled on their website.

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During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with Rahm Emanuel where he would be threatening to break his kneecaps if he does not vote their way.

Maybe his itinerary staff ‘set him up’.

Don’t groan, that’s amusing on alot of levels.

1. Acorn, and berating them for not bringing enough protesters to the town halls.

2. Health insurance companies, to make sure his coverage won’t be affected by the Obamacare.

The majority of people that go to these meeting actually want to participate in the democratic process. But the minority that have the lowest I.Q. seem to be being the most vocal. Like they say: the smartest man in the room listens first and then takes action. The wise know that yelling and shouting accomplish nothing. But hey, If you get all your news from TV, News paper, and radio its easy to be brainwashed. I feel bad for america when this is a substitute for democracy. If I was the republican party I wouldn’t want theses domestic terrorists speaking for me. People shouldn’t watch TV or MSM if they don’t realize its 100% for entertainment purposes ONLY, and a device for capitol gain. There is nothing worth knowing that you will learn from TV. on any channel EVER.

Marion Berry will be meeting with:

1. gypsies, tramps and thieves (thanks, Cher)

2. chemists from the Raid Co. to request a spray that will repel torches and pitchforks.

3. other members of the “Politicians Attempting to Live Up to their Unfortunate Birth Names” club.

Marion Berry will be meeting with Saved By the Bell cast-off Screech. Each will finally be able to have an intellectual discussion with someone on their own level.

1. ICHA – Insurance Company Haters of Arkansas

2. DSA – Doctors for a Socialized America

3. COMA – Communists for the Overthrow of Mainstream America

1. Arkansas Workforce Commission – Just in case. Its important to know the process once you are laid off so there’s no delay in collecting unemployment and getting your resume in front of prospective employers.

2. Meetings with groups lobbying for Obamacare and CapNTrade. Just in case. If one votes for these bills and loses one’s job, its nice to have greased the skids for future employment.

3. Meetings with groups lobbying againstObamacare and CapNTrade. Just in case. If one votes against these bills and loses one’s job, its nice to have greased the skids for future employment.

After all, former Public Officials have to eat and pay for their VIP mortgages too.

he will be meeting with his Congressional Retirement Benefits consultant.

Like in “American Carol” but maybe it could be funny this time.

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with concerned Christian conservatives, who will urge him to follow the charitable admonitions of the Bible and enact socialist health care.

1) and commiserating with politicians like Jeanne Shaheen over drinks who refuse to give in-person townhalls; the conversation being something like this over the unwillingness of their constituents to be brainwashed into accepting Obamacare:

2) or (conversation topic #2):

3) meeting with Weird Al, assisting with his reproduction of “Dare to be Stupid”

having a summit with intellegence experts on the logistics of setting up a Congressional Protection Program similar to the Witness Protection Program, in which he and his fellow unpopular public servants can be protected when forced to head outside the beltway by taking up an assumed name in an undisclosed location. Funding of course, was hidden in the recent American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, in which Berry and other Democrats that represent conservative districts chose to fund and found this program as even if the truth regarding the program is uncovered, the wrath of their constituents is nothing compared to that of one Nancy Pelosi.

He is going to shout at him… HEY! WHERE’S MY ASTROTURF?

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plans on meeting with WAFFLERS ON!
(World Association of Forgetful Farmers Lacking Enlightenment on Receiving Subsidies, Or Not!)

1) Our new Insect Overlords; as he’d like to remind them that as a trusted Congressman, he can be helpful in rounding up birthers, tea-party activists and other right-wing conspirators to toil in their underground sugar caves.

2) City Year (a real division of Americorp, complete with chants, line formations & uniforms) in order to ascertain that the youths are well-versed in how to indoctrinate second graders into the New World Order.

3) The Jonesboro Arkansas 4H as keynote speaker in the seminar; How to Obtain Government Farm Subsidies for Fun & Profit.

The Bavarian Illuminati
The Gnomes of Zurich
The Bermuda Triangle
The Society of Assassins
The Discordian Society
The Network
The Servants of Cthulhu
The UFOs

the following groups:

1. AFRAID – All Former RINOs Are Inviting Defeat
2. SLIMEBALL – Some Legislators Increase Medical Expenses By A Lotta Lies

Unfortunately, he should be meeting with (even though he is a):

3. COWARD – Citizens Only Want A Real Debate

1. Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. The original one, not the one who played her in the various reunion movies. And not Tina Louise. Ginger.

2. OJ’s team of detectives who are still working tirelessly to “find the real killer”.
3. Boss Tweed, aka Rahm Emanuel, to discuss that ‘diarrhea of the mouth’ problem Marion has.

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with Marion Barry.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/05/marion.barry.arrested/

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with his Parole Officer.

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with a “Local” Pharmaceutical Sales Person.

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with Professor Gates to discuss the layout and design for the new Race Card.
It’s believed that Berry is pushing to have one edge of the
“Card” sharpened for some unknown reason while Gates wants some flexibility built into the “Card” to make it easier to shimmy the lock on his front door.

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with the Dominos Pizza Delivery Guy once a day at the door to his Ozarks hide-away.

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with astroturfing Tea Partiers, grass-roots members of unions and ACORN, principled Democrats unicorns, leprechauns, and other mythical creatures.

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with Lulu the Dwarf Druid, Kothar the Crusader, and Ginfilding the Half-Elf Illusionist-Cutpurse and attempting to finish the Quest of the Lich King in World of Warcraft.

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Marion Barry will be meeting Marion S. Berry to find out how to be a crook, lie, and still get people to vote you into office.

… Marion Berry will meet with the field covering at Walker Pavilion because he can’t tell political AstroTurf from the real thing.

all those out-of-state left-wing donors who will fund his campaign against his constituents.

Let’s work out a deal ok. X number of reco’s and 555′s for your….consideration. Whataya say……come on I won’t tell anyone!

I might be able to work out an early showing of that “New” Race Card I was talking about. I have a plan to get it from the Professor… it involves the police, some ladies of ill repute and…. well never mind,
just know for sure he’ll whip it out, the Race Card that is, and I’ll grab it , again the Race Card I’m referring too, and I’ll toss it in on the deal.
Nice collectors item no?

Let me know what ya think.
And keep it on the hush will ya.