Time for our second contest (and yes, prizes…). We’re still cleaning up the house from the first party, and here we are starting up another one. Ah, well….
YouTube and FoxNews are fairly bursting with videos of “Townhall Meetings Gone Wild” since the congressional August recess kicked off this week. Unsurprisingly the Democrats are scurrying like cockroaches for the cover of darkness, unwilling to face the immediate consequences of their behavior in Washington (longer-term consequences are, alas, a bit less escapable). Representative Marion Berry(D-AR) is no more or less shifty than the rest of them, but we happen to have a uniquely handy quote from his office, captured by one of the RedState gathering folk(h/t EE):
I called his office to see when his town hall meetings were going to be, and Emily, the scheduler, said he doesn’t have any meetings planned—when I feigned amazement (I’m not really at all surprised), she said that he was having a few meetings with certain groups.
So, here’s the contest. Fill in this blank with the name of a group:
During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with _________________.
Rules after the jump.
But first, a better introduction to our hero de jour….
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Now the guidelines:
- Nothing vulgar or sexual in nature. Family site, guys. Ahem, Vladimir.
- The group can be either real or made-up.
- Each person can submit up to three entries, no more please, and try not to duplicate what’s already been done.
- Entries are closed when I get out of bed Thursday morning.
- Eight winners will be awarded, of which at least 2 will be *real* groups, and at least 2 will be *imaginary* groups.
- I choose winners, I alone. I am the EPU, and while I may be bribed, I will never be blackmailed.
- The judging criteria, I couldn’t tell ya. Whatever makes me laugh out loud, or say “Actually I bet that’s true”, or think “who even THINKS up something like that”. I dunno, just surprise me.
- It’s supposed to be fun. In fact, I don’t think we can avoid it.
The winners get a free t-shirt of their choice from my website when I get it running (hopefully Aug 15).
Now, go do that voodoo that you do so well….

Yup still up
Erick Brockway Wednesday, August 5th at 2:08AM EDT (link)During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with The Marion Barry fan club to sort out payment of royalties for use of the name, which apparently was mis-spelled on their website.
Note to lefties;
“Don’t be afraid to see what you see.”
Ronald Reagan
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My Entry
thinktank Wednesday, August 5th at 2:32AM EDT (link)During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with Rahm Emanuel where he would be threatening to break his kneecaps if he does not vote their way.
Being an Inside the Beltway Native....
OccamsRazor Wednesday, August 5th at 2:39AM EDT (link)Maybe his itinerary staff ’set him up’.
Don’t groan, that’s amusing on alot of levels.
During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with . . .
scarlos Wednesday, August 5th at 2:41AM EDT (link)1. Acorn, and berating them for not bringing enough protesters to the town halls.
2. Health insurance companies, to make sure his coverage won’t be affected by the Obamacare.
Socialism is Oligarchy in disguise
A liberal is a person who thinks there is no problem that cannot be solved by consolidating more power in their own hands
For my Third one
scarlos Wednesday, August 5th at 4:19AM EDT (link)During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with George Soros.
He’ll ask for funds to run ads that manipulate people into thinking anti-obamacare ads are funded by rich white people who want to manipulate the them.
Socialism is Oligarchy in disguise
A liberal is a person who thinks there is no problem that cannot be solved by consolidating more power in their own hands
The Majority
aaronqofmaine Wednesday, August 5th at 2:49AM EDT (link)The majority of people that go to these meeting actually want to participate in the democratic process. But the minority that have the lowest I.Q. seem to be being the most vocal. Like they say: the smartest man in the room listens first and then takes action. The wise know that yelling and shouting accomplish nothing. But hey, If you get all your news from TV, News paper, and radio its easy to be brainwashed. I feel bad for america when this is a substitute for democracy. If I was the republican party I wouldn’t want theses domestic terrorists speaking for me. People shouldn’t watch TV or MSM if they don’t realize its 100% for entertainment purposes ONLY, and a device for capitol gain. There is nothing worth knowing that you will learn from TV. on any channel EVER.
I think that people who object to health care rationing are ‘domestic terrorists.’
Im sorry, nobody else to talk to?
Alberta Wednesday, August 5th at 2:58AM EDT (link)Quacks like a duck…sounds like a loser.
Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God’s side, for God is always right.
Abraham Lincoln
Are you talking to me?
aaronqofmaine Wednesday, August 5th at 5:48AM EDT (link)your comment has nothing to do with what I said. must’ve gone over your head. Or you posted on the wrong comment. Frown face.
I think that people who object to health care rationing are ‘domestic terrorists.’
Wait, wait...
Fred Maidment Wednesday, August 5th at 7:31AM EDT (link)You use “domestic terrorist” and talk about how there is nothing to learn from TV, and you’re accusing Alberta of a non sequitur?
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- - Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791
"Domestic terrorists," huh?
Moe Lane Wednesday, August 5th at 6:56AM EDT (link)Shoo.
Check out my new blog at http://moelane.com/.
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My (blogging-related) wish list.
During the August recess...
azaeroprof Wednesday, August 5th at 5:26AM EDT (link)Marion Berry will be meeting with:
1. gypsies, tramps and thieves (thanks, Cher)
2. chemists from the Raid Co. to request a spray that will repel torches and pitchforks.
3. other members of the “Politicians Attempting to Live Up to their Unfortunate Birth Names” club.
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During the August recess...
SoFiMil Wednesday, August 5th at 7:42AM EDT (link)Marion Berry will be meeting with Saved By the Bell cast-off Screech. Each will finally be able to have an intellectual discussion with someone on their own level.
http://www.suvstrategery.blogspot.com
My entry
conservateacher Wednesday, August 5th at 7:53AM EDT (link)1. ICHA - Insurance Company Haters of Arkansas
2. DSA - Doctors for a Socialized America
3. COMA - Communists for the Overthrow of Mainstream America
“We don’t celebrate ‘dependence (on the government) day’ July 4th, we celebrate Independence Day!” - Ronald Reagan, 1984
Contingency Planning meetings with:
wennejunk Wednesday, August 5th at 7:55AM EDT (link)1. Arkansas Workforce Commission - Just in case. Its important to know the process once you are laid off so there’s no delay in collecting unemployment and getting your resume in front of prospective employers.
2. Meetings with groups lobbying for Obamacare and CapNTrade. Just in case. If one votes for these bills and loses one’s job, its nice to have greased the skids for future employment.
3. Meetings with groups lobbying againstObamacare and CapNTrade. Just in case. If one votes against these bills and loses one’s job, its nice to have greased the skids for future employment.
After all, former Public Officials have to eat and pay for their VIP mortgages too.
There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, ‘Thy will be done,’ and those to whom God says, in the end, ‘Thy will be done.’ -C. S. Lewis
Being a realist,
Tbone Wednesday, August 5th at 9:30AM EDT (link)he will be meeting with his Congressional Retirement Benefits consultant.
Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.
Hopefully he meets with three ghosts
manfred Wednesday, August 5th at 9:42AM EDT (link)Like in “American Carol” but maybe it could be funny this time.
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Concerned Christian Conservatives
jimmuy8 Wednesday, August 5th at 9:46AM EDT (link)During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with concerned Christian conservatives, who will urge him to follow the charitable admonitions of the Bible and enact socialist health care.
Ummm. No.
wennejunk Wednesday, August 5th at 11:04AM EDT (link)You’re trying to be funny. Right?
Its not working.
There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, ‘Thy will be done,’ and those to whom God says, in the end, ‘Thy will be done.’ -C. S. Lewis
During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with
Xasteius Wednesday, August 5th at 10:48AM EDT (link)1) and commiserating with politicians like Jeanne Shaheen over drinks who refuse to give in-person townhalls; the conversation being something like this over the unwillingness of their constituents to be brainwashed into accepting Obamacare:
2) or (conversation topic #2):
3) meeting with Weird Al, assisting with his reproduction of “Dare to be Stupid”
Don’t leave the party, hijack it back!
Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom.
When I grow up, I don’t want to be Reagan. I want to be Art Chance.
~Aaron Gardner
During the August recess, Marion Berry will be...
DCTrav Wednesday, August 5th at 11:05AM EDT (link)having a summit with intellegence experts on the logistics of setting up a Congressional Protection Program similar to the Witness Protection Program, in which he and his fellow unpopular public servants can be protected when forced to head outside the beltway by taking up an assumed name in an undisclosed location. Funding of course, was hidden in the recent American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, in which Berry and other Democrats that represent conservative districts chose to fund and found this program as even if the truth regarding the program is uncovered, the wrath of their constituents is nothing compared to that of one Nancy Pelosi.
Marion Berry plans to meet David Axelrod
pilgrim Wednesday, August 5th at 11:26AM EDT (link)He is going to shout at him… HEY! WHERE’S MY ASTROTURF?
It is a great advantage to a president, and a major source of safety to the country, for him to know that he is not a great man.Calvin Coolidge
During the Agust recess, Marion Berry
TNJim Wednesday, August 5th at 11:46AM EDT (link)plans on meeting with WAFFLERS ON!
(World Association of Forgetful Farmers Lacking Enlightenment on Receiving Subsidies, Or Not!)
“No. You can’t” -Moe Lane
Berry will be meeting with Barack Obama to discuss cabinet positions...
$peciallist Wednesday, August 5th at 12:18PM EDT (link)I have a pic that goes with this...but
$peciallist Thursday, August 6th at 12:04AM EDT (link)it didn’t take the first time..I’ll try again with a link also
http://home.pacbell.net/special/marionlunch.jpg
During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with _________________.
glorybee Wednesday, August 5th at 12:51PM EDT (link)1) Our new Insect Overlords; as he’d like to remind them that as a trusted Congressman, he can be helpful in rounding up birthers, tea-party activists and other right-wing conspirators to toil in their underground sugar caves.
2) City Year (a real division of Americorp, complete with chants, line formations & uniforms) in order to ascertain that the youths are well-versed in how to indoctrinate second graders into the New World Order.
3) The Jonesboro Arkansas 4H as keynote speaker in the seminar; How to Obtain Government Farm Subsidies for Fun & Profit.
Marion Berry's August itinerary:
Finrod Wednesday, August 5th at 1:03PM EDT (link)The Bavarian Illuminati
The Gnomes of Zurich
The Bermuda Triangle
The Society of Assassins
The Discordian Society
The Network
The Servants of Cthulhu
The UFOs
—
Finrod’s First Law of Bandwidth:
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it takes the bandwidth of ten thousand.
During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with
TallChE Wednesday, August 5th at 1:36PM EDT (link)the following groups:
1. AFRAID - All Former RINOs Are Inviting Defeat
2. SLIMEBALL - Some Legislators Increase Medical Expenses By A Lotta Lies
Unfortunately, he should be meeting with (even though he is a):
3. COWARD - Citizens Only Want A Real Debate
My entries don't count....but I wanna play
E Pluribus Unum Wednesday, August 5th at 5:58PM EDT (link)1. Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. The original one, not the one who played her in the various reunion movies. And not Tina Louise. Ginger.
2. OJ’s team of detectives who are still working tirelessly to “find the real killer”.
3. Boss Tweed, aka Rahm Emanuel, to discuss that ‘diarrhea of the mouth’ problem Marion has.
Carthago delenda est
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During the August recess,
restofva Wednesday, August 5th at 8:26PM EDT (link)During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with Marion Barry.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/05/marion.barry.arrested/
During the August Recess......
Michael Dugas Wednesday, August 5th at 10:57PM EDT (link)During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with his Parole Officer.
Intro to Federalist Papers; section 5;
paragraph 4.
“…dangerous ambition more often lurks behind the specious mask of zeal for the rights of the people than under the zeal for a firm and efficient government.”
I only scored 17 on the Obama Test
During the August Recess......
Michael Dugas Wednesday, August 5th at 11:05PM EDT (link)During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with a “Local” Pharmaceutical Sales Person.
Intro to Federalist Papers; section 5;
paragraph 4.
“…dangerous ambition more often lurks behind the specious mask of zeal for the rights of the people than under the zeal for a firm and efficient government.”
I only scored 17 on the Obama Test
During the August Recess......
Michael Dugas Wednesday, August 5th at 11:16PM EDT (link)During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with Professor Gates to discuss the layout and design for the new Race Card.
It’s believed that Berry is pushing to have one edge of the
“Card” sharpened for some unknown reason while Gates wants some flexibility built into the “Card” to make it easier to shimmy the lock on his front door.
Intro to Federalist Papers; section 5;
paragraph 4.
“…dangerous ambition more often lurks behind the specious mask of zeal for the rights of the people than under the zeal for a firm and efficient government.”
I only scored 17 on the Obama Test
Awesome!
$peciallist Thursday, August 6th at 12:01AM EDT (link)LOL
At first I thought I had nothing, but here goes
LJ "Beaglescout" Miller Wednesday, August 5th at 11:59PM EDT (link)During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with the Dominos Pizza Delivery Guy once a day at the door to his Ozarks hide-away.
During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with astroturfing Tea Partiers, grass-roots members of unions and ACORN, principled Democrats unicorns, leprechauns, and other mythical creatures.
During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with Lulu the Dwarf Druid, Kothar the Crusader, and Ginfilding the Half-Elf Illusionist-Cutpurse and attempting to finish the Quest of the Lich King in World of Warcraft.
“Each of us has a natural right, from God, to defend his person, his liberty, and his property.”
During the August recess...
DONTREADONME Thursday, August 6th at 12:10AM EDT (link)Marion Barry will be meeting Marion S. Berry to find out how to be a crook, lie, and still get people to vote you into office.
“The UN is right? you can’t be any more “un”; Than you are right now, the UN is undone, Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun, The threat is real, the Locust King has come, Don’t tell me the truth; I don’t like what they’ve done, Just give me ammo for the United Abominations”-Megadeth
During the August recess...,
wcgreen Thursday, August 6th at 5:17PM EDT (link)… Marion Berry will meet with the field covering at Walker Pavilion because he can’t tell political AstroTurf from the real thing.
During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with
johnallisoniii Sunday, August 9th at 1:46PM EDT (link)all those out-of-state left-wing donors who will fund his campaign against his constituents.
PPssssstt Hey EPU
Michael Dugas Monday, August 10th at 12:28AM EDT (link)Let’s work out a deal ok. X number of reco’s and 555’s for your….consideration. Whataya say……come on I won’t tell anyone!
I might be able to work out an early showing of that “New” Race Card I was talking about. I have a plan to get it from the Professor… it involves the police, some ladies of ill repute and…. well never mind,
just know for sure he’ll whip it out, the Race Card that is, and I’ll grab it , again the Race Card I’m referring too, and I’ll toss it in on the deal.
Nice collectors item no?
Let me know what ya think.
And keep it on the hush will ya.
Intro to Federalist Papers; section 5;
paragraph 4.
“…dangerous ambition more often lurks behind the specious mask of zeal for the rights of the people than under the zeal for a firm and efficient government.”
I only scored 17 on the Obama Test