[Dana Loesch defies easy description, but here goes: She hosts The Dana Show on KFTK 97.1s, #1 in its slot. She Tweets (DLoesch, 4800 followers, plus you), blogs, does the St Louis Tea Party scene, and appears on FNC (last night on Greta, for example). And plenty more. The essay below is reproduced from her blog, with her kind permission. I snorted Dr Pepper out my nose when I read it. I recommend you don't try that. h/t Aaron Gardner, who first saw this and got me in contact with Dana. Please enjoy, and XOXOXO -- EPU. ]
You’ve heard a lot about this crazy, scary, vicious mob on some shadowy GOP payroll. By the way the DNC, Rachel Maddow, and President Obama talk, you’d think it was a motley crue of Hell’s Angels.
Let me introduce you to the mob:
I am the mob. My kids are the mob. My grandma is the mob. My family members did not shed blood for this country so that their elected officials could silence them into shame if they dared to speak out and voice their concerns.
Are you the mob?
I am the mob!!!
kellymch Friday, August 7th at 6:38AM EDT (link)I will be on August 22 in Toccoa, GA. If I can find anything else around here, I’ll be the mob there, too!
Awesome EPU, I guess we were all The MOB at the...
penguin2 Friday, August 7th at 6:47AM EDT (link)GS Gathering. The leftist Dems are going to have to fire their PR firm and come up with a new game plan. On second thought, maybe they should leave this one in play. Insulting the majority of the American people will only stir up The Mob!
I am the Mob, has a nice ring to it. We need buttons…
Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.
Benjamin Franklin
I am the mob!!!
marshmom Friday, August 7th at 7:21AM EDT (link)and they can’t shut me up! They can try to slander me and send SEIU and AFL-CIO groups to try to intimidate me, but I’m not going away………and the rest of these patriotic American’s “mobs” aren’t either.
Thanks for the much needed chuckle!
abbynormal Friday, August 7th at 7:52AM EDT (link)As a Christian, conservative Vet, I was already a terrorist threat to my country, but being a mobster gives me some unexpected swagga!
“Therefore, we must control men in order to force them to be free.”
Professor Pritchett
Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged
Nice user name too
E Pluribus Unum Friday, August 7th at 9:22AM EDT (link)For those who know the source….
Carthago delenda est
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LOL (nt)
George Claghorn Friday, August 7th at 9:36AM EDT (link)“Victory comes, though we know not when. We must be happy warriors until the end.
For those of you who struggle with what goes on, who see retreat and capitulation, and who feel like not just your political opponents, but those who hold dear all those things you hold as blasphemous — be cheerful. Be happy. Victory is already yours.
You must just have the courage to not get discouraged and have the will to fight on.” – Erick Erickson at RightOnline
Ah yes
ocleverone Friday, August 7th at 10:19AM EDT (link)Frau Blücher - waiting for the horses whinney.
To me, “consensus” seems to be the process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values and policies. So it is something in which no one believes and to which no one objects … There are still people in my party who believe in “consensus” politics. I regard them as Quislings, as traitors … I mean it. — Margaret Thatcher
LOLOL
reaganiterepublicanresistance Friday, August 7th at 7:55AM EDT (link)These shameful episodes of the DNC calling Obamacare protesters paid shills -even running TV ads to slander them- and Nancy Pelosi seeing imaginary Swastikas should make clear to anyone still giving Obama the benefit of the doubt just what these far-left elitists think of your opinion.
Note that whenever Obama, Emanuel, or Gibbs are asked about why polls show SO many people oppose their misguided Cap-n-Trade and Obamacare proposals, they ALWAYS segue-right-into “we need to educate the public…”.
LOL- save your breath guys, Constitutionally-aware patriots don’t take lectures from Marxists.
http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com
Talk about your scary looking, nefarious characters. No
eburke Friday, August 7th at 8:12AM EDT (link)wonder our CongressCritters are terrified of them ::rolling eyes::
btw - EPU - this seems as good a place to threadjack as any….
Was out of town on business the last week and a half w/limited bandwidth access so never got to find out who the winner(s) were of the “I’d rather barf than listen to Bambi’s press conference” contest.
Tried to find links but my technologically-challenged mind (I’m just one of those mind-numbed robots, ya see) wasn’t able to.
So…care to link me up (or just elaborate?)
Hook ‘em Horns!
“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
“Dead fish go with the flow” ~ izoneguy
“We have a Statue of Liberty not a Statue of Necessity” ~ ColdWarrior
You missed it indeed, eburke
E Pluribus Unum Friday, August 7th at 11:20AM EDT (link)Find it here.
You’ll laugh. You’ll retch.
Carthago delenda est
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Thanks much, EPU...
eburke Friday, August 7th at 12:28PM EDT (link)Three things spring to mind -
1) Considering the high and refined level of retchingly funny sardonic and sarcastic snark on here, I was honored to be even among the final 35
2) It had to be an impossible task to whittle down to 8 but everytime I read Dugas’s “Barney Frank in a teddy while SanFranNan does his tonails in hot pink” I start laughing uncontrollably (ranked right up there with Aaron’s lawnmower); and,
3) Can you imagine what you would’ve ended up with if you *hadn’t* posted the ‘family friendly’ rules?
Thanks for all the laughs!!
“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
“Dead fish go with the flow” ~ izoneguy
“We have a Statue of Liberty not a Statue of Necessity” ~ ColdWarrior
Blocking the Pass.
potkas7 Friday, August 7th at 11:00AM EDT (link)The Democrats are right to be worried about these riled-up, white-haired folks.
Let’s not forget that the Spartan King Leonidas, standing athwart the Pass at Thermopylae had himself seen 60 Summers. The hoplites of his phalanx, to a man, were either grandfathers or had grown children of their own. 2500 years later we still talk about the sacrifice they made to help save Athenian democracy.
There is something quintessentially American about these folks standing up to defend their freedom. and their right to decide for themselves.
That is well said, potkas7
E Pluribus Unum Friday, August 7th at 11:21AM EDT (link)There is a reason some of us love to study history. It’s telling, and IMO we have arrived at a pivotal time that separates the talkers from the doers, the comfort-lovers from the freedom-lovers.
Carthago delenda est
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Where were the swastikas?
TNJim Friday, August 7th at 11:51AM EDT (link)Nancy Pelosi said these were swastika carrying astroturfers. So did Brian Baird (D-WA). I didn’t even see any carried by the near-rioters in Tampa. Maybe she’s remembering to the ones carried by people protesting Bush’s policies and just got her protests confused.
If you can’t trust the House Speaker who can you trust…
“No. You can’t” -Moe Lane
Here are the swastikas
izoneguy Friday, August 7th at 12:00PM EDT (link)“When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.”
Thomas Jefferson
OMG izone...don't *DO* that without warning
eburke Friday, August 7th at 12:38PM EDT (link)For heaven’s sake, a picture that big of SanFranNan caused my to toss my cookies whilst having a heart attack.
Have some compassion, man!
“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
“Dead fish go with the flow” ~ izoneguy
“We have a Statue of Liberty not a Statue of Necessity” ~ ColdWarrior
eburke, just be grateful that you've still got your
janis Friday, August 7th at 12:52PM EDT (link)current insurance plan operative. Having a heart attack under the Obama regime plan will guarantee your absence in the ranks of the Mob.
Also, “compassion” is to be outlawed in the coming health care guidelines. Should anyone be accused of such an outdated concept, the punishment, if found guilty, will be 30 days of listening to the audio of “Dreams of My (Supposed) Father”. Just so you know……
Whew!! *That's* a relief!
eburke Friday, August 7th at 1:12PM EDT (link)There for a minute I thought you were going to sentence me to something *really* disgusting like having to listen to Sen. Smalley give senatorial speeches on his career as a has-been comedian while calling Christians “disgusting mother-f***ers” all while he adjusts the diaper on his foul, vile, pointy little head)
And besides…if you mobsters would just back off I could have access to more coverage for less money whilst driving the deficit down.
Bunch of hateful, mean-spirited, swastika-wearing, rascist, sexist, homophobic bigoted pigs (did I miss anything?)
“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
“Dead fish go with the flow” ~ izoneguy
“We have a Statue of Liberty not a Statue of Necessity” ~ ColdWarrior
Why, yes, you did. You left out "Christianist
janis Friday, August 7th at 2:43PM EDT (link)greedy capitalists.” Then again, you can’t be expected to remember it all. You’re also stupid. Forgot that one, too, didn’t ya?
And I forgot one thing about your punishment, eburke. You have to listen to the audio book, “Dreams of My (Perhaps) Father” while looking at a picture of Barney Frank in a Speedo. Front and back both. Good luck with retaining both your eyesight and your sanity!
janis, you're sadistic ;) nt
TNJim Friday, August 7th at 2:57PM EDT (link)“No. You can’t” -Moe Lane
It's one of my many charms, TNJim.
janis Friday, August 7th at 2:59PM EDT (link)You probably don’t want me to list the other ones, do you?
Ehn, I've seen how you handle
TNJim Friday, August 7th at 5:48PM EDT (link)trolls, so I doubt I’d be surprised, probably even pleased. Also I’m not quite as sensitive as eburke. I use tabasco sauce as a sweetener.
Then again… Barney “The gentleman will shushpend” Frank in a speedo…
Ew. Just… ew.
“No. You can’t” -Moe Lane
Whoa there, Mr. Jim......
eburke Friday, August 7th at 5:54PM EDT (link)It’s habanero sauce or bust for this Texan
Wimp
“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
“Dead fish go with the flow” ~ izoneguy
“We have a Statue of Liberty not a Statue of Necessity” ~ ColdWarrior
Ok...*now* I'm officially nauseous, janis
eburke Friday, August 7th at 5:33PM EDT (link)I won’t have to listen to him talk too, will I?
Wait a minute…hold the phone…light bulb moment here. I know what this is all about. This is all part of a nefarious, venge-filled, mob-induced, Hermann Goebbel’s plot to punish me for calling you and SanFranBotox sisters yesterday and lauding your embrace of her as a female role model, isn’t it. Man, when you get even, you get even.
Hmmm…some saying about a woman scorned is screaming into my consciousness at this moment.
“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
“Dead fish go with the flow” ~ izoneguy
“We have a Statue of Liberty not a Statue of Necessity” ~ ColdWarrior
eburke, I think you meant to say" the LAST
janis Friday, August 7th at 5:56PM EDT (link)of my consciousness” did you not? ‘Cause, you know, linking me with the Botox Beast two days in a row and implying that, yet again, she and I are anything approaching sisters is really a risky move. I will let this incident slide as I know that you, like the rest of us, are somewhat testy today due to site slowness.
If you do it a third time, well………….. We’ll just have to get Mr. Fwank to remove the Speedo. Try falling asleep at night with THAT image screaming into your optic nerve!
Bwaaaarrrrggghhh!!!!!!
eburke Friday, August 7th at 6:13PM EDT (link)he says doing his best Howard Dean impersonation
Mom…..make her stop!!!! I can’t take it any more!!!! I’ll do anything….just make her stop!!
(I think I may have just lost my apetite…for like the entire weekend)
“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
“Dead fish go with the flow” ~ izoneguy
“We have a Statue of Liberty not a Statue of Necessity” ~ ColdWarrior
Great! My new capitalist venture idea is beginning
janis Friday, August 7th at 6:28PM EDT (link)to bare fruit. (Indeed, the pun was definitely intended.) Aversion therapy as a diet aid for the newest in weight loss plans. My own 30 minute “Paid Program” at 1:30 in the morning, a website selling a slew of videos of the most offensive Dems ever to still show up in the daylight and leave an impression on a photographic negative, and an attractive silver-plated cross guaranteed to fend off even the most greedy of Dem bloodsuckers…..
The future is mine, eburke. You, on the other hand, are looking at an inordinate amount of time spent visiting a variety of eye doctors and mental health therapists.
God knows you'll have no shortage of subject matters
eburke Friday, August 7th at 6:46PM EDT (link)for your videos.
oh, and btw…two questions:
1) do you know the names of any therapists; I think I’ve been scarred for life (thanks a lot); and,
2) Is this covered under BambiCare?
“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
“Dead fish go with the flow” ~ izoneguy
“We have a Statue of Liberty not a Statue of Necessity” ~ ColdWarrior
Don't know any therapists right off hand, eburke,
janis Friday, August 7th at 7:32PM EDT (link)as I am of the “I don’t get ulcers, I GIVE them” variety. Besides, if you’re scarred for life, a therapist won’t help any. On question two, the answer is, of course, “No.” You are not in the UAW, nor do you have a gov. job with Obama.
Besides, now that you are of limited use due to your damaged eyesight and fragile psyche, you will be next up for the “Red Pill, Blue Pill” . Yeah, good luck with that.
janis! I'm a firm supporter of capital punishment but, Barney in a speedo?
nessa Friday, August 7th at 6:01PM EDT (link)It sucks to be you eburke!
“If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
Contributor to The Minority Report
Tell me about it.....
eburke Friday, August 7th at 6:16PM EDT (link)I think I just lost my appetite…permanently.
I may have to go into the witness protection program (do they accept Nazi mobsters into that?)
“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
“Dead fish go with the flow” ~ izoneguy
“We have a Statue of Liberty not a Statue of Necessity” ~ ColdWarrior
Thank you the help with my diet.
TxTess Friday, August 7th at 6:31PM EDT (link)It will be a while before my stomach settles.
Because I walk softly and carry a big Lipstick - Lori_Z at Red State
That is the most natural looking pic I have ever seen of Nancy....nt
Aaron Gardner Friday, August 7th at 1:20PM EDT (link)Aaron’s Archive
conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!
Just a thought
pac_NY Friday, August 7th at 3:03PM EDT (link)You know, maybe if those mobsters would tone down the scary tactics of standing and clapping, and stop wearing such obviously symbolic clothing with scary American flags, maybe they wouldn’t be so intimidating.
Incidentally, it seems those pictures of the mobs were photoshopped; I didn’t see a single pitchfork.
He toucheth the mountain - and it smokes
After looking at the scary pics, Nancy, Barry and Harry
redneck_hippie Friday, August 7th at 7:55PM EDT (link)are requesting double secret service protection.
“We must not lose our faculty to dare, especially in dark days.” - Churchill in March, 1942.
Remember NY-23.
Those pictures are the BEST...
$peciallist Friday, August 7th at 8:07PM EDT (link)Brilliant!